Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep10 Pt1

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep10 Pt1

SAGA ONE Episode 10 Part 1

Holy shit it's double jeopardy!

Lugia: It sure is....

Shut up and get to talking with your other girl.

Lugia: Yeah kiss my ass ya fuckin...

HL Bus

Articuno: <lying down on Lugia's belly>

Lugia: So what's all this about your boyfriend treatin you bad?

Articuno: Well...it all started a couple days after we broke up...I met this guy named Xavier. He was this tough
rabbit guy who was having kind of a rough life in college and I thought he needed someone no matter how much
of a cynical bastard he was...I was wrong. Three months after we got together, he started abusing me like I was
some ho off the street, and after all of his bullshit sayin "Articuno you do this, Articuno you do that"...it's just too much to take. The night I said it's over and that I would leave the next day, he tried to kill me in my sleep with his father's hunting knife. Lucky for me my energy senses still work, so I simply rolled out of bed and escaped in my nightwear to my cousin's house a few blocks down. He got me some clothes plus my stuff back, and said that I
needed to find you again, because that spark of love is still there...and here I am...

Lugia: Wow...I can't believe that happened to you! You think he's still hunting you down?

Articuno: He said he's got connections, but I think he's bullshitting me.....right?

Lugia: He probably used a convincing fake voice...

Articuno: Oh boy...well at least we're back together! Even though I wish it was under better conditions...

Lugia: Hey, as long as I have you with me, nobody will ever mess with you again.

Articuno: ...but you're married, right? You're not going to do the mormon thing, are you?

Lugia: You know...I'm actually thinking about doing that. But another side of me doesn't want me to. I really don't
know what to do...but for now, can we just be friends so it'll be a little easier on me?

Articuno: That conflict will still be with you, but that's fine with me. It's not like I'm going back home anytime soon. That, and your friends are very nice...even though one of them's staring at my butt.

Zorak: <staring at Articuno's butt until she says that> <quickly looks away at the ceiling innocently>

Articuno: <giggle> Anyway, I hope you don't mind if I rest on your belly a little longer.

Lugia: Actually, I have to drive the bus now, so can you talk with my friends instead?

Articuno: Oh, okay. Whatever you need to do right now, honey.

Lugia: <gives her a quick smooch and sets her on the couch Lugia was just lying down in> <simultaneously gets
up and walks back to the wheel> *Now that really made my day. *

Jake: <looks over to Kazooie> ....

Kazooie: <looks over to Jake>

Jake: <quickly looks away blushingly>

Kazooie: <giggle> <waves hi and smiles half-seductively>

Jake: <stares with a hypnotized smile> 83

Kazooie: *Okay, time to ignore him.* <goes back to what she was doing>

Jake: <drool>

Sonicsaber: How the hell are you attracted to her, anyway?

Jake: <bitchslaps Sonicsaber with a pan> HUSH, YOU!!!

Moltar: I sense mormonism.

Articuno: Well it might turn out that way...I mean he seems pretty desperate to stay by my side...but won't his wife be mad?

Moltar: I actually read up the laws of Neo Mobius...with wedlock, it's pretty fucked up what they allow you to do.
They actually let you do whatever you want as long as it isn't incest.

Articuno: ...so you're saying they allow more than one wife if so requested? .....I'm afraid I might be doing the wrong thing, though....I mean....

Moltar: I'm not sure who his wife is, so just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go with "she'll be mad".

Tial: <ominously appears in a shadowy style right behind Moltar>

Moltar: But then again I don't really care because I think what Lugia said about her being a Reaper is bullshit.

Tial: <lightly taps on Moltar's shoulder>

Moltar: o.o ....... <slowly looks back>

Tial: <looks at him ominously> <lowers her head so she's up in his face> Boo.

Moltar: <screams like a retarded gay bartender and runs to the copilot seat at the front of the bus to hide>

Articuno: o.O!? ....are you...

Tial: <holds up hand with wedding ring> Yup.

Articuno: ....

Tial: <retracts her cloak's long hood and shakes head and neck a little> Got a little hot in there...

Articuno: .....

Tial: Not quite what you were expecting, huh?

Articuno: Well I wasn't really expecting a skeleton to be honest.

Tial: Well anyway, I've heard Lugia's little story about you being his ex-girlfriend and the recent situation you've
escaped from. To tell you the truth.....I really don't care what Lugia does as long as he doesn't divorce me.

Articuno: ...so you're okay if he expresses his love for me?

Tial: Yeah, because he's also expressed his love for me.

Articuno: How did you two meet, anyway? I mean I think it kinda random for a guy like him to fall in love with and
marry a Reaper.

Tial: Actually, I fell in love with him. Basically what happened is that I was relaxing from my latest mass soul
reaping with the other Reapers at a popular bar. Fortunately, all the guys just thought I was some goth chick
cosplaying as the Angel of Death. After about a couple hours, I caught my eyes on Lugia walking in. I wanted to
feel grossed out by his immense fatness, but I looked into his eyes and...

Articuno: ...God just worked his magic, didn't He?

Tial: Pretty much. I even started thinking about me not having a love life practically EVER, so I thought about how
to approach him. Then on his way out, the poor guy got into a misunderstanding with some hardass College
Juniors and I just simply had to do something about it. Lugia got knocked down onto the floor and as soon as
those guys got their bats out, I stood floating over him with my flaming green hands out. Obviously they weren't a
match for me.

Articuno: So then what happened?

Tial: Well, the bar was evacuated and Lugia pretty much tried to sneak to the back crawling on all fours when I
caught him. Then the conversation pretty much went like this. <magically puts out projector and loads "film
memory" of that converstation>

<start flashback>

Tial: <spots Lugia and smiles> *Aw, how adorable.* Tryin to sneak away from me?

Lugia: <freezes in place> ....uh.....nooooo....

Tial: <removes the flames from her hands> It's okay. I'm not gonna hurtcha.

Lugia: <cautiously gets up and turns to face her> ....but you're a Reaper, aren't you!?

Tial: Relax, I'm off duty. I don't even have my scythe with me.

Lugia: ...you promise you're not going to hurt me?

Tial: Hey, I'm the one who saved you from those jerkoffs. I think I deserve a more positive approach.

Lugia: .....sorry....it's just that, well I haven't really met anything supernatural face to face is all.

Tial: Not even anything supernatural that likes you?

Lugia: o.o....you like me?

Tial: Yeah, I think you're kinda cute, actually...even though I don't know why.

Lugia: Then you probably have something inside you that you should be familiar with in Heaven.

Tial: *He's right.....I think I can get used to this whole "love" thing! *

Lugia: I don't know why you're using it on me, though.

Tial: This might be kinda weird, but I find some fat people sexy.

Lugia: <entire head blushes at the thought> Um....thank you...?

Tial: <giggle>

Lugia: I feel very weird talking to you now...I mean, I was just relaxing at this bar until suddenly a Reaper from
Heaven comes down and rescues me! Is this an omen?

Tial: Um...no....and I don't know why you people keep thinking that.

Lugia: Well if you're going to be in love with me, you need to know that I broke up with my other girlfriend, so it's
cool.

Tial: *HOORAAAAY!!! X3* It's okay if you don't want to get close, honey. I know I'm intimidating.

Lugia: <blushes a little more and cautiously walks up to her>

Tial: Geez, your nerves are shot.

Lugia: I'm also hyperventilating, by the way.

Tial: <magically calms him down>

Lugia: <sigh> Thanks.

Tial: <takes his hand> Wanna take a walk with me?

Lugia: ...yeah. I think I might learn a thing or two.

Tial: Come on, let's go. <both walk out of the bar holding hands>

<end flashback>

Tial: <stops "memory film" and makes projector disappear>

Articuno: So how come you're still okay with me loving him?

Tial: There's pretty much no way to escape the feeling. That's all there is to it.

Dr. Velocity: <jumps onto Tial's back> HI SCARY GIRAFFE LADY!!!

Tial: <tries to violently shake Dr. Velocity off> GET OFF OF ME YOU MENTAL CONVICT!!!

Dr. Velocity: CAN YOU DO THE CRAZY PANTS DANCE!!?? 8D

Tial: <shakes him off and turns into a Whomp> <slams down on him> <turns back to normal>

Articuno: ._. .....

Dr. Velocity: <pops back to normal and flipkicks to his feet> That tickled.

Articuno: o.O!? ...is he even hurt!?

Tial: Not in the slightest. Unfortunately...

Dr. Velocity: <spots Articuno> ?

Articuno: .....

Dr. Velocity: Hi, lady!

Articuno: <shyly waves hi>

Tial: <tranquilizes him, balls him up and throws him into the storage area>

Lugia: <feels Dr. Velocity hitting the bus> Yo! Keep it down back there!

Moltar: Is the scary lady gone yet...?

Lugia: Why are you still here?

Moltar: <walks back and sees Tial> <faints>

Tial: .... <looks at sundial watch> 4 seconds? Must be some kinda record.

Lugia: <senses Tial> .....

Nic Clone 54: *Something wrong?*

Lugia: *Hold the bus steady for me. I think she's here.* <gets up as the Nic Clones set the bus to autopilot>

<walks back and spots Tial> Tial!?

Tial: Hi, honey.

Lugia: What're you doing here?

Tial: I had to check up on you since Articuno came running. <hugs him>

Lugia: <hugs back> It's nice to see you aga- wait....you're not mad at her, are you? <breaks hug> I mean we are
married and...

Tial: I told her I really don't care as long as you don't divorce me.

Lugia: How come?

Tial: It seriously looks like she's not going to let you go, just like how I am.

Lugia: ....so you're okay if I do the mormon thing?

Tial: Yeah, but we can't be both in bed.

Lugia: <entire head blushes at the thought>

Articuno: <giggle>

Zorak: OH NO THEY DIDN'T! <humps the air> YEAH

Articuno: ....who are you again?

Zorak: Uh....Z...Zorak...

Moltar: I'm Moltar.

Articuno: Well I'm going to be Lugia's girlfriend again, and it's okay if you boys stare at my body. I'm used to it.

Zorak: So you're even used to peeping toms?

Articuno: <nods>

Moltar: AWESO- I mean...that's interesting.

Articuno: <laughs a little>

Dr. Velocity: <comes back> I have a new trick! <stretches his tongue all around his body and into the break
room>

Jabberwock: <hanging around in the break room holding a beer>

Dr. Velocity: <tongue extends over to him>

Jabberwock: o.O?

Dr. Velocity: <bitchslaps Jabberwock> <gets tongue back in his mouth before he can do anything> You like it?

Articuno: Um....yeah....it's great.

Lugia: Don't worry. He doesn't attack anyone.

Articuno: Oh I thought the straightjacket meant something.

Dr. Velocity: You're a pretty lady.

Articuno: Aw, why thank you! <gives him a kiss on the forehead>

Dr. Velocity: <makes a retarded face with his mouth like an "o"> <prances to the break room where Jake is> 8B

Articuno: <giggle> He makes me smile.

Break Room

Kazooie: <sitting by Jake> And you know why you're cute?

Jake: ...why?

Kazooie: <whispers> Cause I think you're hot.

Jake: <entire head turns red> OwO!

Dr. Velocity: <stops prancing and sees Kazooie> ?

Kazooie: ...may I help you?

Dr. Velocity: :3

Kazooie: ;

Space Ghost: <clings to the window> Zorak! Moltar! I know you're in there! You're coming home with me! We have a show to do!

Authur: Whoops! Sorry, folks!

Space Ghost: Wait...what're you going to do?

Authur: These lil pitties went to the market. <unclings index fingers> These lil pitties stayed home. <unclings middles finger> These lil pitties had roast beef. <unclings ring fingers making him fly off the bus> Oops! Ran outta
pitties!

Moltar and Zorak: LOL

Space Ghost: <crashes headfirst into a palmtree and falls down on the sand> ... <looks where he fell> The
beach? Is this the beach? What're they driving to the beach for? Oh well, time to break out the sunscreen and the
Capri Sun, kids! <coconut hits his head> OW!

Exoda Beach

Lugia: Never thought we'd be near Exoda.

Moltar: That's what you get for not looking at a map.

Sonicsaber: Can I talk now? I need to say that THERE IS NO REASON FOR US TO BE AT THE FUCKING BEACH!!!

Zorak: Yes there is, SS!

Sonicsaber: Oh yeah? Name one thing.

Zorak: Uh....ladies....

Moltar: And beer.

Sonicsaber: Other than the obvious reasons, dumbasses.

Zorak: Uh...fighting....evil....viking seals?

Sonicsaber: Quit being a damn Strong Bad and shut up.

Zorak: Well you ASKED!

Moltar: For some reason I wonder what those two sugar addicts are doing.

Zorak: You mean Veemon and Guilmon? That's an easy one. Being both utterly stupid and retarded.

Sonicsaber: Doesn't sound like anything new for you.

Zorak: ;...

Moltar: You know, if you don't want to see us you can just go somewhere else.

Sonicsaber: <walks off>

Zorak: Anyway, Moltar, they'd probably sooner play video games than piss me off today. They seem to be pretty engrossed in their DS Lites.

Moltar: You sure you're talking about now instead of 5 minutes earlier?

Zorak: Yeah, why?

Moltar: <points to a couple of empty seats>

Zorak: <looks at the seats> ....okay, considering the fact that we don't have rooms on the bus, where are they?

<sounds of a retarded pillow fight come from a door that just appeared on the wall>

Zorak and Moltar: <look over to the door> ? <walk over to it> ....

Moltar: <opens the door and sees Veemon and Guilmon in their room as if they were back in the tower pillow fighting> O_O!? ....

Zorak: Wasn't this back in the tower...?

Moltar: Yeah...

Veemon and Guilmon: <stop their pillow fight and turn their attention to Moltar and Zorak> ....

Zorak and Moltar: ....

Veemon: Are you guys from Space Ghost Coast to Coast?

Zorak: Don't even mention that drabble of a show...please...

Moltar: Uh...yeah. You know us?

Guilmon: We watch your show on the internet! We like you way better than Space Ghost.

Zorak: <sigh> FINALLY. Somebody who won't talk about Space Ghost doing this and Space Ghost doing that. I appreciate it.

Veemon: I think Moltar's deep voice can bring in the ladies.

Moltar: It can....I just didn't have luck with the uh....

Guilmon: Then don't drink Sake.

Moltar: I don't.

Veemon: Then take Viagra.

Moltar: I'm allergic to- wait....no I'm not. Anyway, why are you two pillow fighting each other?

Zorak: Yeah! In place of you we should see hot girls in lingerie!

Guilmon: What's wrong with us pillow fighting?

Zorak: ...can I see your papers?

Veemon: What's that supposed to mean? You want a clean stack?

Zorak: No, stupid. I mean your birth certificates.

Guilmon: I think Agumon has them.

Veemon: But we can already tell you we're orphans.

Moltar: Yeah, yeah, we know. Nic told us everything. Must suck to have parents who want to kill you with your innards.

Veemon: You guys'll make sure that doesn't happen, though.

Zorak: So we can't hurt you?

Guilmon: You can't shoot us.

Moltar: <holds out a gun> Oh really? <shoots a bullet>

<camera does zoom in on the bullet as it passes through the air at Veemon's muscular chest in slow motion to the song heard when you fight Metal Mario in Super Smash Bros. N64> <music abrubtly stops as the bullet bounces off his chest>

Zorak and Moltar: !?

Veemon and Guilmon:

Moltar: What are you guys MADE OF!? That should've killed you by now! I aimed for the heart!

Veemon: We have bulletproof skin.

Zorak: Wanna test if you're fireproof?

Veemon: Woah, no thank you!

Heroes: <finally get out the bus and see Nic and Nicolette relaxing near the end of the shore>

Nic: Well you guys got pretty far.

Nicolette: Yeah yeah...I guess you're doin pretty good.

<ocean rumbles>

Nic: <lifts shades> o.O?

Rayquaza: <dramatically rises from the ocean with an ominous growth on his chest> <roars>

Nic and Nicolette: <flip jump from their chairs and shapeshift back into their regular clothes> <whip out their keyblades>

Articuno: I don't think I'll be much help... <runs back in the bus> <sees Kaijun sleeping> Hey wake up!

Kaijun: <snort> Wha...?

Articuno: Rayquaza's going crazy again!

Kaijun: Oh SHIT! <hurries on out there>

<insert the Brawl version of Victory Road here>

Heroes: <fight valiantly for about 15 minutes>

Rayquaza: <hasn't suffered much damage>

Lugia: Ugh, bullshit! Why aren't we hurting him!? <looks at the growth on his chest> Hey, what's that weird thing

on his chest?

Rayquaza: <shoots weird fireballs out of its growth>

Nicolette: <dodges fireballs> Getting near it is out of the question...

???: Aw, is Lugia too weak to fight the big mean monster? You big pussy.

Lugia: What the-!? <spots Shadow Lugia flying over to him>

Shadow Lugia: <flies over and lands> You're obviously not going to kick his ass without my help. <smirk>

Lugia: You know, SL, you could be nicer.

Shadow Lugia: You're right, I could. But I'm not.

Lugia:

Shadow Lugia: Stand back and see how I tangle with this g-tard. <flies back up in the air and does a Dark

Aeroblast on Rayquaza's weird chest growth>

Rayquaza: <chest growth explodes> <roars in pain> <hunches over> ...... <softly roars>

Shaodw Lugia: That's what I thought. <lands>

Nic: <floats over and heals Rayquaza completely, closing his big wound> Are you okay?

Rayquaza: <nuzzles Nic a little>

Nic: <giggle> <nuzzles back>

Articuno: Aw...

Rayquaza: <calmly dives back underwater>

Shadow Lugia: Aw man...I wanted it to be like Mortal Kombat...

Articuno: Who's this?

Shadow Lugia: >.>!!! <struts up to Articuno> How you doin, sexy?

Articuno: <bitchslaps SL and walks back to Lugia for safety>

Lugia: Oh that's just my stupid brother, Shadow Lugia. Don't ask how we're related.

Veemon: He's not coming with us, is he...? <a little scared>

Lugia: Well are ya?

Shadow Lugia: To be completely honest, it got really boring being by myself, so I might as well kick you around for a while.

Lugia: By the way, you have to be nicer from now on.

Shadow Lugia: And why's that?

Lugia: <shows picture of Ben, the son he has with Tial> You're an uncle. <smirk>

Long story short, Ben is the apprentice and adorably cute 7-year-old son of Tial and Lugia. He is in full appearance of his mother other than being a boy, he even has the scythe because of his position as Reaper's Apprentice. He's kinda shy, but very kind-hearted. He also seems to calm down souls who reach Holy Court whenever he's in Heaven with Tial. As for his interaction with Lugia, let's just say they do things that're way more fun than reaping souls.

Articuno: Oh is that you're son? <grabs picture> Aw, he's so cuuuuuute!

Lugia: His name's Ben.

Shadow Lugia: O_O;....well...crap.

Lugia: That's right, no more stink bombs in my bedroom. <smirk>

Shadow Lugia: Or deleting your poetry?

Lugia: You've actually been doing good to me than bad on that one.

Shadow Lugia: ....and no hugs from your girl?

Articuno: <hides behind Lugia>

Lugia: Maybe when we get married.

Shadow Lugia: You know, you're really making me feel like I'm not even part of your genes.

Lugia: You're somehow part of the bloodline as my brother, so quit feeling out of place. I love you even though you absolutely piss me off sometimes.

Shadow Lugia: ....

Moltar: Pardon me for interrupting, but are we going to continue this "family moment", or are we going to get this
necklace in a resting spot before we die from the sun?

Shadow Lugia: Good point. Let's go. <heads towards the wrong direction>

Zorak: Hey stupid. The bus is that way. <points to the bus>

Shadow Lugia: That old thing?

After about half an hour of trying to get Shadow Lugia in the bus, they finally got his punk ass in there and joined
their team. Now things should REALLY start picking up!

Shadow Lugia: <wedgies Lugia while he's napping>

Lugia: DAMMIT, SL!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

Shadow Lugia: Touchdown! SL team two points!

Now read the next part when that comes up, you silly readers! 8B