My Warcraft Gang

One of the only video games I play anymore is World of Warcraft. Yes, my name is [RenMan],and I am addicted to World of Warcraft. It's a pain playing on a wireless connection sometimes. The graphics are years out of date. There are morons everywhere, assholes around every corner, and greedy opportunists in the Auction House. Despite all this, WoW is still pretty damn fun, especially (or only) when you have friends and family to play with.

Anyway, pictured above are all the characters I play in WoW. I'll describe them in detail below:


Keondric

I'm not sure if he was a mistake or not. Keondric is my main toon, a lvl. 66 protection spec'd paladin. He's boring as Hell to level up, but lots of fun to play when running dungeons with my friends. The great thing about being a paladin is that nobody expects you to know what your doing, so when you do stuff right in a party situation, you get rave reviews.


Bigmax

Since the first 20 names I chose for my warrior were taken, I typed in this name. Ever since then, guys have been posing as girls and trying to cyber me for fun, thinking I'm compensating for something and looking for action. I chose a draenei for my warrior because A) Draenei frickin' rule and B) their racial heal-over-time spell is indispensable as a class that can't heal itself.


Retsina

This, is my biggest mistake ever. Not only is she a female priest, but she is a redhead. Apparently, every male player thinks that because she's not blonde, she's not being played by a horny nerd. I have been hit on by every god damn male I've come within eyeshot of. They will literally start making small talk with me out of the blue. "Hey?" "What're you doing later?" "We should do Deadmines sometime." Does this sound familiar to any of my female readers?

All I wanted was to play a priest. I didn't roll a male because I don't feel comfortable staring at guy's ass in a very form-fitting robe. THAT'S ALL!


Pikkins

This little gnomish monster is my mage and the snappiest dresser of my bunch. While human males look kinda... transgendered in robes, gnomes look pretty spiffy. Pikkins is surprisingly strong for his level, and has gotten out of some tough situations all by himself.


Merrydeath

This little murder machine is my hunter. I made her when the Burning Crusade expanasion came out to try out the new content. I wanted a new hunter to replace my old dwarf, and I thought the winchester spinny thing the male draenei do with their gun would get old fast, so I rolled female. Thankfully, guys don't hit on her nearly as much as they do Retsina, but they are still kind of annoying. They still save her when she doesn't need to be saved, leave their treasure chests behind for her to loot even though it's rightfully theirs, spare her any blame for a wipe even if she's/I'm responsible, etc.

This is the last %&#@ing time I a roll female.


Crusticles

Crusticles ('cles as is Heracles, not testacles)is the strongest crab alive. No other crab can match his might and wit. Crusticles is Merrydeath's pet, and would defend her to the death, though he's never had to do the death part. He makes a funny crinkly noise as he skitters accross the landscape. Horde players, namely trolls, seem to love Crusticles and like to come up and pet him.


Those are all my characters, sans bank alts. If you happen to play WoW, you can find me on the Sen'Jin server.