Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Saga1 Ep9 Pt3
Episode 9 Part 3
Exactly five minutes have passed since Kaijun got on the bus and the windshield was magically fixed so Lugia wouldn't get pulled over. This is what happened as the outcome.
Kaijun: <clung to the ceiling with a crazy and distressed face>
Dr. Velocity: DO THE SLAP HAPPY DANCE YOU SILLY BIRD YOU!!! YOU ARE NOT ANY MORE MY HEINZ YOU LIKE MITTEN COOKIES YES!!??
Kaijun: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Jabberwock: Get over here, Dr. Velocity! Quit bothering the nice Blaziken somehow stuck to the ceiling! Probably because of what YOU did. <takes a bite of his hot dog>
Dr. Velocity: <walks over to Jabberwock> I DIDN'T SHOOT TEH DUCKS!!! IT WAS ELI WHITNEY!!! HE RAN THEM OVER WITH A BIG LAWNMOWER!!! I SAW IT!!!
Jabberwock: Um....yeah....yeah, I'm very sure that Eli Whitney, at one point in his life...uhm....ran over little animals with an invention that was probably made after he died...that's probably what happened...
Dr. Velocity: <spins his head really fast for no reason with his tongue out>
Kaijun: <hops down> What's he doing? In fact, why does he call himself "PhD in Rock n Roll?"
Jabberwock: That's what it actually says on his occupation documents, dude.
Kaijun: ....you're kidding me, right? Let's see em.
Jabberwock: They're back at the Mystic Castle, dumbass. You should've asked earlier.
Kaijun: O_O....DAMMIT
Jabberwock: In fact, if you're from Japan, how can you speak perfect English?
Kaijun: I studied my damn ass off in college.
Jabberwock: Oh...well that should've been obvious. <sips beer>
Kaijun: You guys got any uuuuh....Sake?
Jabberwock: Sorry, can't help ya there, pal. I don't think they ship too much Sake over here. This here what I'm drinkin is some good ol American Budweiser! Here, want a cold one? <throws Kaijun one>
Kaijun: <catches it and takes a swig> ...woah....holy crap, this is good!
Jabberwock: Yeah, just don't chug it all down in one fell swoop. This here's a relaxing drink.
Sonicsaber: <karate kicks Jabberwock down> CAMERA TIME SEIZURE!!! CAMERA TIME MIINE!!! ALL MIIIIINE!!! ALL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEZ!!! X3
Lugia: <sets the bus on auto pilot and walks back over there> SWEET JESUS HE'S GONE SUGAR CRAZY!!!
<camera zooms in on a bit of sugar on Sonicsaber>
Sonicsaber: <licks sugar off his face> THAT'S RIGHT, MR. BIRDMAN!!! I HAD CANDIES AND SODA!!! IT WAS A GLORIOUS DAY IN THE SUMMERTIMES OF KILLINGBARBIEDOLLSLAND!!! 8D
Nicolette: <unpossesses him> Gotcha.
Sonicsaber: <stumbles to the floor> Bleh....I can't believe you made me eat that much candy and drink that much soda.... <cough> ....I'm either going to have a heart attack or unending energy for 2 weeks straight....guh....I won't be able to sleep at night thanks to you...
Nicolette: Sure you will. Just stay still. Of course, you'll have a problem doing that for a while.
Sonicsaber: <kicks her in the babyhole>
Nicolette: O_O.... <falls over holding said private in pain> <speaks in a high chipmunk voice> Why does everybody keep kicking me there!?
Jake: YOU SOUND LIKE ALVIN TEH CHIPMUNK!!!
Dr. Velocity: <runs to the kitchen and sees Moltar gettin a beer>
Moltar: <sips beer> <turns around and spots Dr. Velocity> What're you doin here?
Dr. Velocity: Hi, Moltar silly.
Moltar: Uh.....hi.....
Dr. Velocity: WILL THERE BE A GHOSTBUSTERS 3!? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!
Moltar: CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!!! <bashes Dr. Velocity's head onto the stove>
Dr. Velocity: <coughs up flames and sets the kitchen/break room whatever place on fire>
Moltar: YOU IDIOT!!! NOW WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!
Nic Clones 57-60: <appear> FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! <rush off to the kitchen dressed up as firefighters> <pick up Jake and smash the glass off the emergency fire extinguisher's container with him>
Jake: That tickled.
Nic Clones 57-60: <carry the big ol fire extinguisher and spray the fire, Moltar and Dr. Velocity until all of it is gone>
Moltar: .....
Dr. Velocity: I'm a snowman.
Moltar: <punches Dr. Velocity out and wipes some of that stuff off his visor>
Nic Clones 58: You can thank us later. Bye bye! <disappears with the other clones>
Moltar: <waves happily and then quickly flips them off>
Valderis: So um......what now?
Okay I've had enough of this already. PLOTHOLE POWERS GO!!!
Desert City
Lugia: FINALLY....even though we're in yet another damn city and not a forest of some kind, at least it's somewhat original. Desert cities and cities are way different in my opinion.
Jake: Yeah, like Agrabah. GENIES AND DJINNS MAKE OUT IN THE UNDERWATER SUN
Dr. Velocity: COME ABU!!! WE MUST FIND THE HUNKAY-DOORAY OF SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS XXXVII 1/2(the 37th and a half)!
Jake: <screeches like a monkey and hops onto Dr. Velocity's shoulders> <both trot off into the city>
Lugia: <busy reading the strategy guide to Paper Mario 2: The Thousand-Year Door> I swear Doopliss is some kind of creepy sexual predator. I mean he IS a shapeshifter...
Jabberwock: <smacks the guide out of Lugia's hands and into the void that is offscreen> Are you delerious?
Lugia: You shut up! He'd turn into Rawk Hawk and try to get in my pants!
Jabberwock: No, I'm pretty sure he has shame.
Lugia: Oh really? Can you prove it to me?
Jabberwock: <holds up picture of Doopliss and Koopie Koo hanging out in the park making funny faces>
Lugia: ._. ......I have a big fucking mouth, don't I...
Jabberwock: Yeah, I would probably say so. <throws pic away>
Lugia: WOAH HEY WAIT A MINUTE <picks up picture> ....I thought Koops and Koopie Koo had something with each other!
Jabberwock: Oh PFT. They're not going out or somebody would've taken a picture of THAT by now.
Lugia: ...you mean Doopliss and Koopie Koo aren't going out?
Jabberwock: Not from what I heard.
Lugia: And how do you know this? <throws away pic>
Jabberwock: Uh....sources....<.< >.>
Lugia:
.....
Jabberwock: .....
Lugia: You know, one day I should just sneak out of my house at night and see what you do at that hour.
Jabberwock: You wish. <shoves him back in the belly>
Lugia: <kicks him in the balls>
Jabberwock: O_O <falls down> <high chipmunk voice> Okay okay you win! Oh...
Lugia: I've had just enough with your bullshit, okay? Be glad you're not a woman or I would've- <run over by an SUV full of feminists>
Yep. Even if there's hoverplates instead of tires.
Lugia: <lying down on the road with tire marks on his face and in a very crazy position with a very crazy face on> ......
Sonicsaber: How is it possible for you to breathe after that? o.O
Jake and Dr. Velocity: <come back in a semi-truck full of Coke sodas they jacked from a gas station>
Dr. Velocity: HOP IN YOU SILLIES!!! CRISP, CLASSIC REFRESHMENT BITCHES!!! WOOT!!!
Jake: <just drank a Vault after going through an entire bag of sour skittles> <jittering> <one eye doing circles> I RULE THE KINGDOM HEARTS 2!!!!
Zorak: <aims a rocket launcher> GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT SEMI BEFORE I BLOW YOUR WATERY RETARD ASS TO THE SKY!!!
Dr. Velocity: Your total is 5.27 in rings. Please drive around to the second window.
Jake: I'll make Space Ghost get the wrench again!
Zorak: I'd like to see you-
Space Ghost: <comes over in his ship, hops out and gets out his wrench> THE SANDCASTLE SHALL NOT BE TAKEN IN VAIN!!!
<peds stop and look at them with interest with their cameras and crap>
Zorak: o.o; ...... <grabs the camera> WHY YOU DESPICABLE SON OF A BITCH!!! NO!!! THE ANSWER IS NO!!! I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR THIS!!! I ENJOYED MY TIME WITHOUT SPACE GHOST!!!
Space Ghost: Aw come on, Zorak! You like my sandcastle! <aims lazer wrist> ...don't you...?
Zorak: ....yes.....I like your sandcastle....it's a very nice sandcastle....now go the hell away before I rip your man pride off...
Space Ghost: Oh alright fine. It seems like Mr. Zorak needs a time out.
Zorak: *Whew....switched back to Cartoon Planet mode....*
<Villains' mech emerges from under the street as some kinda retarded golem thing>
Lugia: Oh you've gotta be- THERE'S NO READING OF POWER HERE YOU JERKOFFS!!!
Hades: We know, we know...we're not really chasing you other than the fact that oh...what was it again? Oh yeah. YOU HAVE VALDERIS!!!
Dr. Velocity: WE NO GIVE IT TO MR. FIREMAN!!!
Jake: YOU GO HOME AND DOUSE OFF DEM FLAMES FORES I PIE YO ASS FO THE SAKE OF QUEEN LATIFAH!!! <bobs his head around>
Moltar: I wish a curse would befall on Jake in which he will lose his speech every time he says something really fucking stupid.
Articuno: <from offscreen> OH NO YOU DON'T!!! <flies in and freezes the golem on the spot until it's a big ice block> <lands>
Lugia:
!!!!
Zorak: Heheh. Look who's here...
Moltar: Go get 'er, tiger. <slaps him on the back>
Lugia: Hey, I'm married, okay?
Moltar: Fuck you, do the mormon thing.
Lugia: Fuck YOU, I'm NOT going to do the mormon thing!
Zorak: Go talk to her already. Those four ass clowns aren't in the position to do anything right now.
Lugia: ...you're right. <walks over to Articuno>
Articuno: <runs over to Lugia and gives him a big hug in distress> Oh thank god I found you...
Lugia: <slowly puts his big ol hands over her> What happened...?
Articuno: It was horrible....my ex-boyfriend tried to kill me...I ran away...
Lugia: Shhh...it's okay....I'm here....
<mech melts the ice>
Dr. Robotnik: HAHA!!! WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY NOW, YOU DEGENERATES!?
Lugia: Shit. Get in the bus, Articuno! I'll catch up!
Banjo and Kazooie: <drive the bus up near Articuno>
Kaijun: <opens the doors> You'll be safe in here.
Articuno: <gets in the bus>
Kaijun: <locks down the bus and stays near the weapon buttons in case the villains try anything funny>
Articuno: Is he going to be okay...?
Kaijun: Don't worry. He's probably done this a million times before.
Lugia: <flies up into the air and charges up his Aeroblast>
Dr. Velocity and Jake: <bust out the soda truck and ready their weapons>
Sonicsaber: <readies twin lazerball bazookas full of diverse magic ammo> <charges up a spell in his tail>
Everybody else outside the bus: <get ready for battle>
Master Hand: 3 2 1 GO
Zorak: <fires off a couple shots at the head of the mech and dodges some cars and carriages thrown at him>
Moltar: <shoots anti-armor laser shots at the mech's chest>
Jake: <gets out his pie bazooka and shoots the hell out of the mech's legs>
Dr. Velocity: <plays "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue, which keeps everybody pumped and makes them more agile so as to dodge huge attacks>
insert retarded fighting montage here
end fighting montage
Lugia: <finally uses his Aeroblast, which pretty much blows the mech out the city and crashing into the desert> <lands back on the ground>
Articuno: <runs out and hugs Lugia>
Lugia: =
=
Moltar: Lucky bastard. Girl's got C cups.
<peds cheer and whatever>
And so they had a kickass after party- oh wait somebody's coming down the street.
YTP Robotnik: <walks up to Lugia> PENIS <pops like a balloon>
Lugia and Articuno: wtf...
What's this thing with Articuno and Lugia? What's up next in the way of challenges they'll face towards the villains' space hideout? When will I get my driver's license!? All coming up next, you sillies! ....maybe not the last part but SOME OF THAT STILL COMING UP NEVERTHELESS
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