ALTAIR'S BIRTHDAY ART.
based on a real story. altair bought this 'miricle seed' for 2.50 and the instructions were clearly stated in two languages that one must SUCK UPON THE SEED. a waitress as well as at least 3 people at our table informed altair to suck upon the seed for desire miricle effect.
so altair popped it into his mouth and promptly began to chew it.
naturally everyone responded with "WTH ARE YOU DOING?!"
"IM SUPPOSED TO SUCK IT?
OH!!"
i would not want altair to do anything to me in the sack if chew and CHOMP are that easily confused by him.
altair and alaiya are sun gods on sabrous...though their connection right now blocks the game.
you can probably play it though!
click here! 
Comments
Ruck Says:
MIRACLE POOP!
SuperTrainStationH Says:
DO NOT CHEW
MIRACLE SEED
I'd love a "beware of dog" type sign bearing this legend.
Tavanaka Says:
DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT WHAT ALTAIR WOULD DO TO YOU IN THE SACK
besides asking you to wear a strapon and fuck him sideways