What to do with children, How to make them well adjusted

How to make your children grow up to well adjusted children:

Step 1: Find what you want them to be afraid of: gays, sex, violence, black people, white people, Mexicans, or my personal favorite McDonald’s

Step 2: Now that you have found what you want to traumatize educate them about we can being the second step. Now then find the most incriminating thing about what you want to “educate” them with: anal rape, VD, black people robbing, LA cops beating a minority subject, Hit them when you pass McDonald’s, or show and read the crimes of Eddy Remeriz (Mexican Serial Killer).

Step 3: Keep doing this thought their early childhood

Step 4: If you didn’t puss out on it they should be scared as hell of whatever it is you selected.

> You're Fired

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Apr 12th 2008

Tags:: boobs childrens dark and horror family general historical human nature humor kiddies killers narrative nature philosophical political satirical serial society vd youth
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After reading some articles about children I figured out what you should do with them. I don't remeber when I wrote this but I just found it enjoy.

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Doctor Dolittle Says:

I'm afraid of everything... your article explains a lot.

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jadisofeternity Says:

I suspect you don't really know much about children

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Tom of Forks Says:

My kids won't like religion now for sure!

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Admein Says:

Guess what?! That's the best why to aply DISAPLEN as well. ^^ Now if only the parents weren't such big pussys and acutly HIT their kids, like my mom did, then this hell hole of a nation wouldn't be in the shape it is now.

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TazzFruit Says:

hm.....My invisible non-existent maggot carbon copy of myself spits in your general direction for letting out the secret of child discipline. hehehehehehe Nice piece though. Its kinda what my parents did with me and church on accident.