[:Zoe:]

So, I have a girlfriend. Her name is Zoe.
This looks nothing like her. Aside from passing similarities.
But it just goes to show that I can't draw. Because this was supposed to be her.
*sigh* Ah well.

Anyway, Zoe is just wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I want to draw pictures of her. And so wonderful even further that I then feel guilty for mucking her up with mediocre artwork.
But, whatever.
I suppose I could list off some reasons of why she's so great. That's the kind of thing you do here, right?
So, let's see...smart, funny, sweet. Yeah. All true, but too cliche for my tastes.
How about...
She can appreciate many and varied types of music. Both Country, and Rock!
She likes cottage cheese!
She takes thrills! Steals 'em like candy!
She draws calligraphy.
She hates PETA.
She takes a bite out of crime!
Er...well, maybe that last one's McGruff. But whatever.

So, in short: Here's a picture. My girlfriend's awesome. I'm sorry you read all of this.