Deployment Chapter One

by mikenter

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Deployment Chapter One

Deployment
By: Michael J. Himes


Lets start with some random facts:

Main Characters
Marcus- Mechanic
James- Sharpshooter
Patrick- Weapon Specialist
Galina- Medic
Steven- Infantry
Gerald- Infantry
Bob- Jet Fighter
Sara- Spy
Matt- Sergeant
Brandon- Explosive Specialist
David- Expert Hacker
Pomy- Pentagon Secretary
Bond- Chief of war
Tony- Enemy Spy
?????- Enemy Commander
Many more to come.

Side Characters
Man- Random Male Infantry
Woman- Random Female Infantry
Jet Fighter- Jet Fighter
Medic- Medic
Sniper- Sniper
Perhaps more to come.

The basic outlet of this is, people were deployed in the middle east (nothing to do with Iraq or any other country for that matter...). Its all though what they say, just imagine the terrain and there facial expressions.

Chapter One

James- "I think I have the shot. I'm taking it."

Marcus- "Don't, you need confirmation from the sergeant."

James- "Dude, this is war, I'm taking the shot."

Man- "Wow... You hit him."

Sniper- "I could do better."

Patrick- "You wish."

Sniper- "Yes I do..."

James- "Aha"

Gerald- "Pay attention people, there mobilizing."

Marcus- "This is why you need to clear with the sergeant first..."

James- "Shut up and shoot... Hey Bob, you there? We need air support."

Galina- "Air support? Are you crazy, he'll hit a building or something."

James- "Bob... No way, he can take anything, I've seen him fly, he's the best of the best, just hasn't seen enough action to get his ace wings yet!"

Galina- "I'm still worried."

Woman- "*#$% there here!"

Matt- "Everybody, open fire!"

Bob- "I'm here, I'm coming in."

James- "One head, two head, three head... well heads gone..."

Sniper- "What are you doing! There mixed in with our men, what if you shot one of ours!"

James- "I just won't"

Galina- "Bob just crashed!"

James- "What, no, Bob doesn't crash, he just can't!"

Matt- "There's the wreck... I'm sorry James, but he nicked a building."

Man- "There retreating! Ye haw!"

Galina- "Medics, go and help the wounded"

Sara- "I just got in that they just wanted that just fighter to come in and crash... there was no intent on cause any real damage, thankfully."

James- "No real damage, thankfully? What are you talking about! Bob's dead, doesn't anybody care!"

Matt- "Get your self together man. He was a fine pilot yes, but think about this, he was called in, if they didn't care about that and he still would've died, but then so would so many more."


Meanwhile:
?????- "Tony, report in!"

Tony- "All went as planed sir, there best jet fighter went down and there best sniper was wreaked because of it."

?????- "Very good, carry on."

Tony- "Sir yes sir!"

At base camp:
Galina- "Come on James, doesn't go grieving when we need you most..."

James- "Need me? I sent Bob into a death trap! No one needs me!"

Galina- "Yea we do, your our best sniper. Just like Bob was our best pilot. Besides..."

Matt- "Everyone, were moving out!"

Woman- "Yes sir!"

At the battle field:
Steven- "I say that we just run in there and storm the place."

Gerald- "Are you crazy, that'll get us all killed!"

Steven- "Yes I am."

Galina- "What!"

Steven- "Nothing. So we going in or not?"

Matt- "Not."

Steven- "Well I'm running in!"

James- "No, come back!"

Patrick- "Oh... Thats not a pretty site..."

Matt- "Did they just shoot him with a RPG!"

James- "Oh ^%$^, lets book it!"

Marcus- "They shot again!"

Gerald- "Oh my god! Theres limbs everywhere!"

Man- "Ah! Shrapnel hit my leg!"

Medic- "Stay still, come one guys lets drag him outs here!"

Women- "Holy %#$*!"

James- "I found the man with the RPG. I'm taking the shot!"

Sniper- "Hells yea! He hit him!"

Matt- "Everyone, move in!"

David- "Aha, I got in to the Sweden national bank's mainframe."

James- "Dude stop fooling around and get us some info &%!^@*!"

David- "Ok, ok... Well it appears there getting the order to retreat."

Gerald- "Woo, we won!"

Matt- "Good job guys."

David- "Woot, found the pentagon computer!"

James- "David!"

David- "Ok, ok."

Meanwhile:
?????- "What the !#%& Tony! You said there sniper lost it!"

Tony- "He did... Galina probably talked to him, ^)@#."

?????- "If something like this happens again then I'm going to personally kill you!"

Tony- "Ok, Tony out."

At the pentagon:
Pomy- "Sir, we have a problem."

Bond- "What is it?"

Pomy- "Look at your computer."

Bond – "What the hell is that!"

David- "Hey whats up!"

Bond- "What... David!"
David- "Er... Yes?"

Bond- "What have I said about hacking my computer!"

David- "Wow, you have some good porn on here."

Pomy- "What!"

Bond- "Er... Nothing. David off my computer before I have you killed!"

David- "Yes sir..."

At base camp:
David- "Guys, is it bad that I accidentally planted a virus on a Russian launch computer?"

James- "David, are you mental retarded"

David- "I will not answer that question."

Matt- "Sara was caught and killed!"

Galina- "You have to be kidding me!"

James- "Another one of our people killed, god &$%^!"

Matt- "I'm sorry, its true, I got the word this morning."

James- "Ok, now I'm pissed!"

David- "Hey guy, we got a problem, we got units mobilizing and getting ready to surround base camp. They've got tanks!"

Matt- "Oh god..."

Brandon- "Lets hope the mines go off."

Marcus- "I'm going to start outfitting the RPGs."

James- "I see them through my scope."

Galina- "How many are there?"

James- "..."

Galina- "James?"

James- "At least 100 or so..."

Gerald- "Great, were scrwed."
James- "%#^&(@, I wish I didn't tell Bob to fly into the city, cause we could use him, badly."

Galina- "Yeah, and if we still had sara she couldv'e warned us about this."

Brandon- "You notice no one said any thing about steven?"

Matt- "No one really liked him."

James- "Well sirs and madams, we are royaly screwed up the @$%."

David- "I think this is a bad time but I sorta accidentally knocked out our outside comunications..."

Everyone- "What!"

THE END
> 'Ramban' by mikenter

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Mar 22nd 2008
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WARNING:Censored vulgarity included. Also I kill three main characters...

First off, this is a new type of writing skill for me, so don't hate me cause it sucks... Also, I want to know, is it possible for me to center bold underline and make some words bigger?

Hater no hatting, Flamers no flaming, Spammers no spamming. Comments would be nice as would constructive criticizing.

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Bass clarinetgal2708 Says:

That was funny. ^=^

And you can bold and underline by using codes. Like and