Carnevil Chapter 5: Doggie Cruger is in the house!

Carnevil Chapter 5: Doggie Cruger is in the house!

Fang: Donovan?

Donovan: Yes? What's up?

Fang: What are condoms?

Donovan: !!! ... Fang, a condom gos on your penis to prevent babies. It gos on the tube of the penis. See? Here's a better way to show you. A photo of a male's privite or penis.

Fang: Wow! So, I put it on the tip of my penis and pull down till it's on all the way?

Donovan: Yeah... But, pinch the nipple on the top first, to make sure that it's not full of air; Then put it on. Anyway, Let's get to Fun-Land.

Fang: Right!

Donovan: Zombie snipers? Shoot! Fang, I'll shoot them here; you go in the front when I say "go!" Ok?

Fang: Roger!

(Soundless shots fired)

(Donovan shoots Zombie snipers down)

Donovan: Go!

(Gun shots)

(Fang shoots fifty zombies down)

Fang: Donovan!

Donovan: Damn. Bloody Werewolf's standing waiting for us! God; Forgive our sins.

Fang: What now?

Bloody Werewolf: Do what?!

Fang: Donovan! This isn't a good time to trick me!

Donovan: (Shwallows hard) Fang! Duck down!!!!

Fang: ! Crap!!!!

(Bloody Werewolf's claws hit Donovan in his face)

(Donovan's gun shots)

(Donovan shoots Bloody Werewolf in the legs, penis and jaw)

Fang: It's no good! We can't stop him alone!

???: I'll help you!

(Sword slash sound)

Bloody Werewolf: Anubis "Doggie" Cruger!!!

(Bloody Werewolf dies)

Donovan: Anubis?! I've dreamed of us joining forces. But, not this way.

Anubis: Donovan... I'll always be here for you. Always!!!