Exploding cherries have been mocking my flock of pink hyenia-cows so I tottaly went up to that spoffikins and I bitch slapped him saying in a british accent "JIMINY FLIBITS TARZAN! why'd you eat the scones!" and that zoobar backed right down. Then I wents to the pub with no beer to drink and fight with out alcohol cause I'm straight edge fuk yah mutha! So I drank tea but some loser poked me with a pencil and challenged me to do the Time warp so I had to learn it from my close friend who tossed me into a box and fed me to the fishes and then I tasted something as I exclaimed to the hot chocolate gods "SO THAT'S WHAT PURPLE TASTES LIKE!"
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