You're Fired

by doc tor nec ros

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You're Fired

There once was a man from Nantucket
I fucked your mother on a bucket
I hate you so much
So here’s a kick in the nuts
By the way you’re fired ‘ucket
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Mature Mar 4th 2008
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angst bucket dark and horror experimental general human nature limerick mother narrative satirical
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You can replace mother with sister if your mother is ugly. Anyways this came to me in class after a conversation about workplace violence. They'll find this on a bloody piece of paper after a big shooting.

Comments

Vart Says:

Meh not a great piece of work

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Z i N g Says:

Lawl..

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SotoxUchiha Says:

:3... funny...

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BEAR CLAW Says:

yay. a nursery rhyme!

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Paper Shuriken Says:

that's what you'll read to your kids

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Mile Says:

One of the funniest limericks I've read

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xxpreppyxslaughterxx Says:

ooo, thats creative. nice job!

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