BOW DOWN TO THE SACRED WATER BOTTLE

WHY IS IT SACRED?
CAUSE PIERRE BOUVIER'S MOUTH WAS ON IT.
HIS DNA IS PROBABLY ON IT.
HIS BACKWASH COULD BE IN THERE.
YUH-HUH.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE JEALUOS.

No joke.
I got it at the Simple Plan concert when Pierre chucked it into the crowd.
I'm gonna keep it forever. =D