So I impregnated
. ... Several times over, apparently. And uh. Yeah, so like I haven't been home since.
They ask "Where's Daddy??" and my babymomma just says "at work" or "with friends" or "probably cheating on mommy, that sunnuvabitch"
Poor mommy.
Ilu baby.
Even if you do keep popping out my little bastards.
Comments
boy, condoms are great.
nodachi Says:
more like pooping them out.
rabbit t s o Says:
WE MAKE BEAUTIFUL MONSTERS
DuneRunner Says:
FFFFFF. You're such a deadbeat dad leaving rabbittso to take care of your kids all by herself.
Malikat42 Says:
Meanwhile you're working your hoes, aka me, to live your oh so luxurious life. ;0;
RaptorShadow Says:
...'s not quite as bad as you having my children and then EATING THEM!