Tien Xu-Cho: Poet Warrior of Great Significance

Keep your eyes transfixed
Upon my mighty fists

As my power level is inverse the size of my Dick

My muscles bulge as I crush all of your skulls-- BEHOLD!

Seiyichi No Gencho!!!
Techniques, centuries old..

J-pop plays
As I train night and day
In order to avenge the death my dead sensei,

Master Fong, who was killed by the evil Master Fu
Who did not use his fists, but resorted to poisoned food

Master Fong ate it up
Then he started throwing up

He screamed: "Aaayaah! FU-CHAN! YA-MA-TEH KOO-DAA-SAI!!!"
Before he blowded up.

I swear upon the grave of our great Art's father
Our dojo shall not endure such dishonor

I meditate under a waterfall to get better
And understand the meaning of the reaching second level
I can now comprehend the ways of my ancestor's old
But I won't power up 'til the next episode

With a single touch I can make your head explode
Just like that old 80's show

My blows can crush stone, my eyes pierce like a needle
No need for senzu beans, I am schooled in Bushido

Champion of Karate, trained by guest star Miyagi

Kill for no reason, Shaolin style is featured in the next season

No time for spoilers, we only run for a half hour
It is now time to demonstrate my new found powers

Battle ensues after a flashback or two
With that evil, mean bastard named old Master Fu

The fight goes nowhere, we are evenly matched
Wait for the Commercial Break, we'll be Right Back!

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Fu gets bored, says: BEHOLD: MY TRUE FORM
I stand dumbstruck-

".. allowing your enemies to power up is quite the norm.."

He is now 20 feet tall, but I am not scared at all
He unleashes his attack but I kick him in the dragon balls

Fu lies dead and defeated
His minions are retreating
"My Lonely Quest Is Now Completed.."

OH SHI--
A memo from the producer?

"You Get Cancered"

I have cancer!? No wait, engrish.. I've been canceled

"Aya, wasabi-de koodai. desu ne"
It seems the show has reached the end

I guess I'll just settle for being shop'd on an image board
An old meme is what all true warriors strive for.