REDBEEFGINA

Redbeefgina- Deity of Beefginianity.

Redbeefgina is God, according to the Orgelulf (holy text found in the Mosque of Beef) and it is written that he is a mischievous god; Redbeefgina is the origin of pranks and shenanigans. Early forms of satire can also be traced back to Redbeefgina.

Redbeefgina is undying. Redbeefgina exists beyond the boundaries of space and time, and thus is not limited by an inevitable end. Unlike humans, who were made of His own red beef, Redbeefgina exists indefinitely.

Redbeefgina is physically manifested in Red Beef, mainly that of cows. By eating Red Beef you are cleansing yourself of evil and failure. Although failure is inevitable, you may prolong your successes by ingesting Red Beef. Vegetarians are heretical and should be ridiculed and harassed on sight.

Redbeefgina is everything. Redbeefgina cloned himself and manipulated the color scale to create Bluebeefgina, overlord of Science, and Bluebeefgina created a small cell and enabled it to evolve. Bluebeefgina, under the careful observation of Redbeefgina, created Space.

Redbeefgina is nothing. Redbeefgina, having no physical form, cannot be seen. Redbeefgina exists in the heart and soul of humanity. Proof of his existence is the Red Beef of cows, and the flesh of humans. If one's faith in Redbeefgina should falter, one will suffer eternal failure before and after death.