A Skanky Memorial

PLEASE FULL VIEW! You absolutely CANNOT read my obituary without full-viewing this image! It's just too big.

The width dimension is 800 pixels. The height is...huge.

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This is an obituary that I wrote for my recently departed Sim. Please don't be offended by her name; it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, and I didn't know she was going to be dying anytime soon. I created her after reading about the "poverty challenge" over at Sims Community (it's a website). The challenge was to raise a family with nothing but an empty lot and $100. I cheated a little and started with an empty lot and $500...but the results were about the same. Yes, I bought her a bed, and yes, I bought a cheap shower. I also bought her a port-o-potty, because making her go in the bushes is just inhumane.

Well, Skanky lasted a whole 10 Sim days. That's roughly one night of playing time. I have the Seasons expansion, though, and she just HAD to start her life at the beginning of winter! She froze about 4 times before it turned to summer, and just when I thought the bad times were over...she died of a cold. And get this.

The Grim Reaper used the outhouse before he left.

REALLY! HE DID! I HAVE PROOF AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OBITUARY!



Anyway, here is my ode to Skanky Ho, my favorite mean Sim to experiment on. I hope you find it as funny as I did while playing her. (She died because I did not cheat. She had actually racked up almost $2000 when she died, all legitimately earned, of course.) I named her the way I did because I found a luscious global bed hack...it allows a sim to jump under the sheets with any other sim it happens to know. Usually, they must have a relationship score of 70/70, which means being in love. This is like...the one-night-stand hack. I had to test it out. Thus, Skanky Ho was born!