STING WILL SAVE YOU ELFTOWN

by MuffinCastro

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Dec 24th 2004
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Originally published in the December 2004 Woodworks e-zine, the final issue and a pretty fine ezine indeed.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have a message for all of you. This is not a joke. Elftown, Elfwood, Elfpack, is not what you think it is. The entirety of the Elfclan, are aliases for a hidden website behind it. Elftown is used for sexual predators world wide. With the overwhelming number accumalated, it is easy to see how well this works.

Unfortunatly, the majority of the people who may have messaged you on Elftown is most likey convicts. Elfclans has been used for as long as it was created in Sweden, for both pornographic and sex industries.

I have been a member of Elftown for over a year, and was very stunned when I heard this news. I ask you to believe this, for there is no reason anyone would "make this up."

A good, good friend of mine was interrupted at school, by The Police, to inform all inhabitants at the school to be aware of these predators. The Police have gathered enough evidence to think these things true, after investigating "Elfwood" and the whole Elfclan.

I advise you to leave these websites as quickly as you can, for your own safety. I do not doubt you will be in denial, and will think me crazy. For that, I am sorry, but must speak out.


Description copyright 2004 by whoever wrote this thing on Elfwood and Thomas went OH NO PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DESTROY ELFWOOD LET ME EXPOSE HER NAME ON HER FRONT PAGE THAT WILL TEACH HER

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romslut6969 Says:

this is still the funniest thing ever