WorstXMasGiftEver

"come one, come all!

and pick up the: "WorstXMasGiftEver!" (:"

...waituhminute o _o

why would i want it
if it's so awful? ?_ ?

let's see here... -ReeeeadReadRead-

"WorstXMasGiftEver has no redeeming qualities"

hmmmmm

"with the ability to burn water in a matter of seconds, the coordination of a dead sloth, and the brain capacity of an ice cube, the WXMGE is... ummm... yeah"

ohhhh, well that makes sense ^ _^

"blahblahblahFillerSpaceblah"

mhm, go on

"...that's about it. doesn't really do much else. i mean, the lights dun even work."

yeeeeeeeep

"does come with its own 'ChristmasTree', though. even still, i dun think it helps too much with the odor and whatnot."
"THANKS FOR BUYING KEEPDRINKINGSPRITE! : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

hm, welllllllll

despite all these bad traits

i can honestly say

that i dun think i'd ever want anything else for XMas ^ _^



Merry XMas, SkankFace <ß