FF7-Sephiroth and Vincent - Sexy X-Mas Cheer!

Reno: He made his way over to Sephiroth before he could react and climbed sideways into his lap, throwing an arm around his neck to support himself. "Santa?" He began, grinning like an idiot and batting his eyes at the renewed death-glare that faced him. "I want... a digital camera with a wireless card." Leaning forward toward Sephiroth's ear, he whispered the rest: "...so that upon the event of my death, the photos I take will go out to the UNIVERSE. Oh wait. I already have one." Leaping off of Sephiroth's lap, Reno pulled out the shiny new camera from his within his jacket. "Say cheese!"

Snap, click, whirr...

Sephiroth : Oh no, that was it! To hell with Santa and the children and everything else! How dare Reno black-mail him like this?! He had already humilated the silver-haired man, and now he was trying to escape all punishment for that? To hell with that, entirely! "Reno, give me that mother fucking camera or I swear to all that's above you will regret it!" thoughts only on getting that damnable camera away from Reno. "Give it NOW!"

Vincent : "SEPHIROTH!!!"Vincent exclaimed, eyes going wide in horror as the crowd looked startled. Thinking quickly,he moved forward, immediately bringing his hands down on Sephiroth's shoulders and pulling him back towards the Santa chair, hissing into his ear, "You can kill him later! Otherwise we'll have done this for nothing!"he gave Sephiroth that 'Look', turning to Reno and hitting apon an idea.

"Why not take a picture of Santa and his assistant together?"he asked,and facing Reno so Sephiroth couldn't see,he winked at him, before turning and walking back to Sephiroth and seating himself on his lap,wrapping his arms around his shoulder and murmuring,"..Keep calm,just keep calm,it'll be over soon."

Of all things in the world.He was sure to have a headache after this."Santa loves having his picture taken."he added,through grit teeth. And Reno was DEFINITELY going to have to give him these pictures or he'd be the one causing him pain,Vincent thought to himself.

Reno :"Sure!" Reno poked his head out from behind the giant, overly decorated Christmas Tree he'd dived behind and snickered, catching Vincent's wink. He threw a glance at Sephiroth, seething in the chair, and waved the camera at him, teasingly. "Remember, event of my death... UNIVERSE." Securing the camera to his wrist, just in case, Reno squinted, stepping back until he could get a good view of both Sephiroth and Vincent in the frame. "One... two... three--"

Snap, click, whirr...

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Alright,so I actually snuck on the entire night to bring this little piece of work for you all. This is after a hard,long, 7 hour struggle battling with stock images and finally giving up and hand-drawing everything.(Which is just the chair and characters)in the midst of a horrible,horrible bout of stomach cramps. >,< Sketched at work, edited in Photoshop 7.(I'm loving this more than Open Canvas..)

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"Okay, little boy, let Santa straighten somethings out real quick..." Sephiroth made sure his voice was loud enough so that everyone could hear him, and thus this little scene would not need to be repeated. "First of all, he is a boy." Sephiroth pointed at Vincent. "Secondly, that boy belongs to Santa, and is Santa's own personal love slave, to be touched by no one else. And you know what happens if you try to touch Santa's personal love slave?" He leaned closer to the boy, eyes narrowed dangerously. "You get a little Christmas magic. That involves something incredibly sharp and your skull.... got it?" Without waiting for the child, or anyone else, to reply, Sephiroth straightened up, forcing a smile upon his lips. "Glad we got that all straightened out. New bicycle, you shall get, for you aren't getting Santa's love slave. Now get out of my sight. Next, please!"

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To read what inspired this, go here and ENJOY!. It's really giggle-worthy stuff! based on the AU Squenix comm, where Seph,Vin,Reno and many other Square-Enix characters are University students!