Never Ending Story (whattheheck and I)

Never Ending Story (whattheheck and I)

THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE MAN NAMED MR.

He was walking through New York City searching for a pet.

After he ate lunch at the deli and took a walk in the park he noticed there was a fuzzy dot buzzing close to his ear.

"OH BOY. A FLY." He thought to himself.

He tried to suck up the fly through a straw just enough to make the fly get stuck, but he sucked just a little too hard and the fly went right into his mouth.

The fly went down to his stomach and chewed his way out. He decided to eat his internal organs.

Mr coughed and sputtered.

Then he spit out blood on a little girl next to him who drowned in the blood.

Her parents sued

the girl.

Mr died

from AIDS

and lack of organs.

And he said to God, "I should've gone to hell."

And God sent him there.

"Hi Santa." Mr said trying to say Satan.

Satan poked him fiercely with his spear

until he died

again.

He got one wish from the genie who was there from the start, but no one knew.

The emo genie.

He slit his wrists and said to Mr, "What?" *sob*

"I'd like to have a diaper, please."

"Here ya go."

"Yay."

So he lived the rest of his life as the man who wore diapers and died twice.

The end.