First Submission Of 2008.
Admittedly, a poem isn't exactly what I'd have liked to submit first thing in 2008. I had a rant all nice and ready, which I would have preferred to have submitted, but it needed a bit more work done to it, so sorry there. Expect it another time.
If ever.
But yeah, okay, a little more effort went into this one than I would have preferred, (It took me WAY too long to think of an inadequate title) but if you don't like it, fair do's, I guess.
I'm not a poet, nor do I claim to be.
This is just a descent into insanity.

Edward.
P.S: Special Thanks to

for her help and advice making this poem.
Comments
ZiggyBuggy Says:
The second half of this is pretty much perfect and I enjoyed it very much.

So much I orgasm'd.
Multiple times. :)
Prepare for the feminists, the butthurt and the women's champions to come and pop a cap in yo' ass.
Or something to that extent.
Poetic Death Says:
wow.... this is really good
cheese Says:
thought provoking, good. works well. i like it.
Prototype Says:
Humor ftw.
Allaeriel Says:
TITS OR GTFO!
:3