Hotel Mario: The Novelisation

Hotel Mario: The Novelisation

It was a lively life, it was a plumber's life. A beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, almost beautiful enough for a picnic. In fact, the Princess Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom has decided to invite the Mario Bros. for a picnic.
While the Mario Bros. are away to the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser and his Koopalings have seized control of the Mushroom Kingdom. The plumbers are prepared for a harsh journey...


Chapter 1
As the Mario Bros. walk their way towards the Mushroom Kingdom, a mischievous Bowser looms over the gate, laughing into a frenzy. "Nice-a-da princess to invite us over for a pic-a-nic, gay Luigi?" Mario gracefully asks as they approach their destiny. Luigi replies, "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
"Luigi! Look!" Mario shouts, as he finds a note, believing it to be Bowser's. "It's from BOWZA!" He reads off the note as followed:

Dear Pesky Plumbers,

The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare ya to find her if ya can!

"We gotta find the princess!" Mario exclaims to his little brother, in a distressing voice. Luigi points beyond the fourth wall, and tells the reader, "And YOU gotta help us!"
"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book," Mario tells the reader as he shouts the obvious.

©2008 ~lotsa-spaghetti