Imagine this.
You're hard at work at your job at Slusho Co. You're about to weld one of those little tabs onto a can of Slusho when you feel lightheaded. You go to the window, to open it a crack and get some fresh air. You look outside and there's a squirrel eating som--HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT FUCKING TENTACLED HAMSTER DESTROYING THE CITY!!!1!
You go back to welding that little tab onto the can of Slusho.
Why is it that when an animal mutates into a giant monster, the first thought in their heads is always: "Let's knock shit down!"
And another thing! Why is it that whenever I draw a giant monster destroying a city, it's always a hamster?
Comments
ooberzombie Says:
that made me giggle :]
Ulga Says:
Because they're all like "NOW I'M THE BIG PERSON!" and they squishes us. And, they anal rape dudes trying to hide in cheep fur coats.
Shadoe 28 Says:
First part: What Ulga said. Revenge.
Second part: Because of that episode of Invader Zim with Mega PiPi or something?
KingCheez Says:
gosh jhonen vasquez is so funny man all my friends like jhonen vasquez
they also cut themselves and steal the other gender's clothes from hot topic
while imagining what the touch of a woman must be like