character collage meme

i know this is probably old by now Z_Z
ranner... i dont know how to do the icon thing!! but ranner did this forevers ago and i wanted to do it but i never felt like it lol

SO YEAH

1.Alcyone
2.Bently
3.Carmine
4.Cherisse
5.Faust
6.Tegan (screw this i'm not going alphabetically anymore)
7.Liior
8.Sophie
9.Ezra
10.Lucy
11.Tick
12.FUCK WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE 12??! fine. fine ree

1 - Who would make a better college professor, 6 [Tegan] or 11 [Tick]? What subjects would they teach?
sdfsd neither


2 - Do you think 2 [Bently] is hot? How hot?
not really he looks like a girl lol


3 - 12 [ree] sends 8 [sophie] on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
to create a weapon of mass destruction
it would succeed because ree would be all "STAY OUT OF MY WAY YOU FAT WHORE GO FILE MY PAPERWORK" and sophie would be like "okay ;__;"


4 - What is or would be 9's [ezra] favorite book?
i dont know E_E
some weird book made by tree people



5 - Would it make more sense for 2 [Bently] to swear loyalty to 6 [Tegan], or the other way around?
the other way around, but tegan would end up getting his heart broken in the end because bently's too much of a free spirit to stay completely faithful


6 - For some reason, 5 [Faust] is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 [Ezra] or with 10 [Lucy]?
Lucy because Ezra would talk to ptolemy (his owl like harry potter lol) (not really) all day and it would freak faust out


7 - 2 [bently], 7 [Liior] and 12 [Ree] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
oh jesus
liior would feel extremely uncomfortable
ree would insist on going to some fancy restaurant. i dont know what they discuss but bently and ree argue over something stupid. liior says he's going to the bathroom but he leaves



8 - 3 [Carmine] challenges 10 [Lucy] to a duel. What happens?
Lucy runs away and carmine is like "she wasn't that hot anyway"



9 - If 1 [Alcyone] stole 8's [Sophie] most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Sophie would be all "pp please give it back plsu" and alcyone is like "OKAY ^_nN^^^^66"



10 - Suggest a title for a story in which 7 [Liior] and 12 [Ree] both attain what they most desire.
Get the Fuck Out of My House



11 - What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [Cherisse] and 1 [Alcyone] to work together?
cleaning the house??! they like to do that



12 - If 7 [Liior] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
ASIDFJSDFKLDF GJDS sdfSsDDDDDDDD
i would be like "OuO OuO OWO OWOWOWOWOWOWW WOWOW WOWWWWWO O____OOOO O:" and he would be like "go away"


13 - If you could command 3 [Carmine] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
DANCE



14 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw pictures of 11 [Tick]?
MADDY SENT ME HER LETTER AND IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF TICK AND ENVY AND ALSO ANOTHER OF TICK EMBER AND EDGAR


15 - If 2 [Bently] had to choose sides between 4 [Cherisse] and 5 [Faust], which would it be?
faust has a stick up his ass and would probably hate bently, so cherisse.



16 - What might 10 [Lucy] shout while charging into battle?
COME BUY STUFF AT TARGEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT



17 - If you chose a song to represent 8 [Sophie], which song would you choose?
FUCK
I DONT KNOW
WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN LIIOR? i have a million songs for him



18 - 1 [Alcyone], 6 [Tegan], and 12 [Ree] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Alcyone stabs ree in the hand with a fork and shares the pancake with tegan yay


19 - What might be a good pick-up line for 2 [Bently] to use on 10 [Lucy]?
"hey wanna fu- oh shit you're a girl?!?!"



20 - What would 5 [Faust] most likely be arrested for?
..i dont know
shoplifting



21 - What is 6's [Tegan] secret?
he has a fat fetish





not really


22 - If 11 [Tick] and 9 [Ezra] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Tick because she would be all "GOSH DARN MOTHERLOVER I AM GOING TO WIN" and ezra would be like "oh look at the flowers n_^"


23 - If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Liior] or 8 [Sophie]?
liior because he can beat bitches up



24 - If 4 [Cherisse] gave 10 [Lucy] a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
uhh socks or something
i dont know