Zombiez Attack Comic Con

*carletto and his friend max are going to comic con 2007. they pull into the parking lot, and get out*

carletto: well, were here at anime con 2007

max: yeah...lets just get this over with. i'd rather not hang around a bunch of acne prone dateless WoW addict nerds all day, discussing wich Bleach character is the hottest..

Carletto: Wait......I thought you liked anime........

Max: i did, but it was around when Bo Bo Bo BO Bo Bo BO started airing on Cartoon Network that i wanted to burn every copy of Shonen Jump I own, and kill myself...

Carleto: Yeah, i guess that show is pretty bad. But still, lighten up, not everyone here is a Bo Bo Bo nerd! theres all kinds of things, like Fruit Basket and Iz :3

Max: woopdy-freaking-doo. now lets just go, before i start to strangle you...

Carletto: *giddy in the face* ALRIGHT LETS GO!

*they walk into the convention*

Max: my god, i've never seen so much fan fiction in my life...is that guy dressed as Orhime???

Carletto: uuhh, no, thats a girl dressed as Orhime.....

Max: *shudders* thats why fan girls never get dates and Fandboys are all dateless...

Carletto: Yeah, but with todays high spead internetz, there enough Hentai to make up for it

Max: kill you'reself....

Carletto: can't, not done paying off those deals with Wow yet.....

Max: DUDE, does WoW literaly control you're life??

Carletto: *shows small lump on back of next, with text on it 'property of Blizard Inc.'* yeah..Ever since that third expansion, they forced me to convert religion to WoW...

Max: ............maybe i should THANK Bo Bo Bo.............Come on, lets just go. i see a card booth over there.

Carletto: CARDS???? OMFGROFLMAOMGLOlOlOLoLoLoLOLOLoLoLOLoLolOl1!!!!1!!!!11!1!111!!!ONe!!11!!sEVeN!111!!!1111!eXLeMaTIONPoI]Nt111!1Y#%$^&11

Max: yeah.....sure why not....

*goes over to booth. Max buys a pack. Carletto buys a bag worth of POKEMANZ booster decks*

Max: dude, where did you get enough money for that?

Carletto: Dude, didn't you know? ever since Yu-Gi-Oh came out, those things cost, like, 2 dollars a box. same thing happened with Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto cards...

Max: then WHY would you BUY them if there worthless, and no one plays them? POKEMANZ cards are useless these days....

Carletto: pokemanz.....useless.........?I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOURE LIFE SO DONT YOU MINE >:U

Max: fine, blow you're money. But when you can't pay you're monthly fee for WoW, don't come crying to me.

Carletto: *SCOFFS* i don't think i will! i'll go crying to grandma-

*BOOM*

Max: *knocked on floor* HOLY ^%%$, what was that?

Carletto: Dude, i can't feel my legs.

Max: stfu, me and you both know you're just trying to say something cliche' but still acceptable just to continue the plot along.

Carletto: SHUT UP.

*moaning*

Max: dude, shut up, do you hear that? that..moaning?

Carletto: dude...yeah i hear it. and i've read enough Dawn of the dead movie- book adaptations to know that thats the moan of..of...

Max: i swear to god if you say it i'll-

Carletto: ZOOOOOOMMMBBBBIIIEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!1111!!!!!11!!1!!!11!!!!

*panick and torches and pitch forks*

*power goes out*

*screaming of frightened anime nerds*

Max: CARLETTO, YOU FRACKING RETARD!! now were all going to DIE! The zombiez will find us and eat our livvers!

Carletto: i think you mean brains. anyway, Zombies are stupid. they'll never find us.

*someone slaps Carletto*

Carletto: HEY! Who was that-

Zombie: excuse me, but we zombies have made great progress in the feilds of science and literature. We don't apreciate you slandering our names.

*Carl and Max's jaws drop to the ground and eyes widen*

Max: d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duuude...are..are you seeing that thing...

Carletto: there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me,there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me, there is not a zombie in front of me......

Max: yeah..uhh..you just keep telling you'reself and i'll....
RUN AWAY *grabs Carls wrist and flee's, just as the zombie is chomping down where he was moments before*

zombie: get back here you jerk offs!

Max: DAMMIT, GO AWAY ZOMBIES! NO ONE LOVES YOU-

*runs into a tourist zombie couple*

Max: Jesus CHRIST!!

other zombie: hahahahahahahaha, stupid living people. take a picture of them, honey, we'll eat them in a second.

*other badly dressed tourist zombie snaps picture*

camera zombie: oh, darn, there jaws were chattering too much. the pictures blurry.

other zombie: well..too bad, i was looking forward to- HEY, GET BACK HERE!

*carl and max are running through the convention, avoiding zombies and flying guts and body parts*

max: dude, are you still awake?

*looks back*

Max: HOLY CHRIST, CARLETTO, WHAT THE-

*carletto is a zombie now. and he has no LEGS*

*careletto jumps on Max, and attacks him*

max: come on dude, think about all the fun times together!! think about me! think about you're friend, MAX!

*carletto stops, and looks into space, wondering if what he's about to do.....is worth it....when all of a sudden, gun shots come from the door, and Carletto is shot all over the head. The army is here. Carletto is dead, and lying on the floor as a zombie, a basic pile of flesh and blood*

max: *getting up and looking at Carl*- HAHAHAH, thats what you get fer attacking me, b- *looks at hand. a tooth that dislodged from Carlettos head had peirced Maxes skin. he turned ino a zombie. his draw jops to the floor, literally*- ...........................................................................................................oh........................................*BAM. headshot, brought to you by the U.S Army Zombie Control Unit.*

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