ITS ME + eliza!

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Hi! I'm Eliza. I am your personal therapy computer.
Please tell me your problem.

I LIKE PIE!
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
whos askin?
Why do you ask?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
What does that suggest to you?
*weeps in corner*
I see.
*i get up and have an axe in my hand
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

Why did you repeat yourself?

Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?
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Can you elaborate on that?
*whimpers*
How do you...please state your problem.
I LIKE PIE! GOD AMNIT!
That is quite interesting.
it is really do you want to ask about my childhood or something to that affect?
We were discussing you --not me.
awfhasdil;fhasdkfasd
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
OH MY GOD ITS A GENIOUS!
What does that suggest to you?
that your...*heroic musics plays* CAPTIN OBVIOUS!
Oh, r...*heroic musics plays* CAPTIN OBVIOUS?
thats you dipshit
You're not really talking about me, are you?
maybe whos asking?
Does that question interest you?
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I see.
WHAT DO YOU SEE A FLYING MONKEY FLING A PIECE OF SHIT AT YOU?
We were discussing you --not me.
are you a retard?
Why are you interested in whether or not I am a retard?
1. you sound like one
Oh, sound like one?
yes
Are you Sure?
no fuck sherlock
Are you saying no just to be negative?
maybe
You don't seem quite certain.
OMG YOUR A GENIOUS!
You're not really talking about me, are you?
ya youre right im talking about yo momma!
We were discussing you --not me.
YO DADDY
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOUR DAD YOU DIPSHIT
Oh, R DAD I DIPSHIT?
unga
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
unga
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
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Can you elaborate on that?
asdhfasl;dkhfa;sdhf;asdfh...
That is quite interesting.
hmmmmmmm...
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
youre a regular einstein arent you?
You're not really talking about me, are you?
CHAOS CONSUME US!!!
What does that suggest to you?
power
I see.
monkeis
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
i said monkeys
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
what the hell does that mean?
Why do you ask?
caise i want to know
What would it mean to you if you got to know?
that i wouldnt kill you
We were discussing you --not me.
alright how bout i stab
Why do you ask?
you
Oh, me?
yes bitch
I see.
aha
Can you elaborate on that?
hahja
That is quite interesting.
he he
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
heh heh
What does that suggest to you?
laughing
How do you...please state your problem.
I LIKE PIE!
I see.
ESPECILLY CHERRY PIE!
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
I LIKE CHERRY PIE
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRET
TY
Can you elaborate on that?
GUNS N'ROSES QUOTED FROM PARADISE CITY
That is quite interesting.
oh is it now?
You are being a bit negative.
wow youre smart
You're not really talking about me, are you?
ya i am
Did you come to me because you are ya you are?
does that even make sense?
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
NO FUCK
Why not?
YOURE A SKANKY HO
We were discussing you --not me.
youre right im a pimp
Oh, re right im a pimp?
no shit
How do you...please state your problem.
n
What does that suggest to you?
no
Are you sure?
yes
I understand.
no you dont
You're not really talking about me, are you?
ya im talkin bout you ho
We were discussing you --not me.
welllllllllll were discussin you now
Oh, now?
ya dho
I see.
say idaho
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
say idaho
Please don't repeat yourself!
say idaho
Why did you repeat yourself?
cause i want you to repeat ti
You're not really talking about me, are you?
spell icup
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
spell i cup
Can you elaborate on that?
spell it GOD DAMNIT!
That is quite interesting.
HOW IS THAT INTERESTING!?!
Does that question interest you?
FUCK YOU!
We were discussing you --not me.
NO WERE DISCUSSIN YOU HO
Oh, HO?
YA BITCH
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
NO FUCK SHERLOCK
Why no?
CAUSE I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU YOURE A SKANKY ASS HO
You're not really talking about me, are you?
YA IM TAKIN BOUT YOU!
We were discussing you --not me.
NO WERE WERE DISCUSSIN YOU
Oh, NO WERE WERE DISCUSSIN me?
YA DIPSHIT!
How do you...please state your problem.
*stabs with a brocken broom stick
What does that suggest to you?
*leavs room*
I see.
no you dont causy your blind
You're not really talking about me, are you?
ya im talkin bout you
We were discussing you --not me.
*pimp slaps*I WANT MY MONEY HO!
Why do you want your MONEY HO?
cause your my ho and you gotta pay me cause im your pimp
Oh, r your ho and I gotta pay you cause im my pimp?
yep
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
*moons* HAha!
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
WAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEASN?
Can you elaborate on that?
wat does life mean?
That is quite interesting.
what is the meaning of life?
Does that question interest you?
yes
Are you Sure?
yep
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT RANOVER BY A PARKED CAR!
Are you saying no just to be negative?
YES
I see.
okay i gots to go its ben fun
What does that suggest to you?
*takes out a gun*
I see.
*shoots in forehead*
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
*walks out of open door*
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

> the rivers