a graduation speach i will never use

The thought of school has alway angered me. I have always wanted to take everyone in it and thrust mine foot betwix thoust's butt cheeks launching them into the sky above.But after I leave this school life will not take pity on me, it will beat me into a bloody shell of my former self and toss me into the mud below. And I will scream for mercy and life will say "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!" And from its bowles release the most putrid pile of fecise, semen, urin,and spit, tossing it into my eyes.And as I roll around in pain and cry to the heavens and ask "WHY GOD WHY" ,and he will say "BEACUASE I CAN!". But I will rise that pile of secreations and succeed more than any man before me has and in my arms embrace all those who doubted me knowing that they hate me for what I have become, a man who rose from the bottem to become something great.And I will fall into a slumber from which I wont awake and return to the element from which I was created.

> lost bible exert