My mid-life crisis: the david family

My mid-life crisis: the david family

My Midlife Crisis.

First thing I’m gonna do when I reach the ages of 40-something is start a new “family”. We’ll be the David family; I’m not comfortable enough to use my last name. Anyways we’ll be like the Manson Family and Kennedy Family only better. They’ll be brainwashed or reeducated whichever one is socially acceptable at the time.
I will get my friend Josh to be a part of the David Family and they’ll worship him. They will make sacrifices to him so that he can eternally be with the sacrificial person or thing. His psychiatrist is calling him The Laughing Profit of something I don’t remember so we’ll just call him “The Laughing Profit of the David Family” of TLPotDF for short.
After the pyramid scheme, I mean religious order is established we will begin the most important part of my-our scheme-goal. We of the “David Family” will destroy other families with the word “Family” in the name to prove that we are better than them, because nothing says “I’m better” like killing someone. At some point in time during the rampage-cleansing fuck that’s not the word umm…competition there that’s what I’ll call it.
The Cops will have been called on us due to a rat; Josh will decide said rat’s punishment at a latter date. The David Family will be taken to court and all but the leader will get off scot free even though, the leader never killed anybody, I love our justice system don’t you. I have been trying to figure out a way so that I won’t go to jail forever, death row would be nice, I will make it look like someone else will have brainwashed everyone so I can go through deprogramming and continue doing what I do. What do I do, better figure that out. I should destroy this document so that if I do attempt said even they won’t be able to use this as evidence against me.