chain letter blue print

Greetings if you are reading this then I am an idiot and believe in chain letters. I (insert type of emotion here) you dearly you have a special place in my (insert organ here). In fact if I could I would give you my (insert something you own or produce). Send to fifteen people otherwise (insert something really bad here) will happen to you.

> Caffine's breaking up with me song/poem

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Dec 2nd 2007

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god i hate freindship week and chain letters so here's the blue print for making your own.

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Northernlight33 Says:

lol good parody. OKay friends, don't take this too personally but hey this is funny.

Greetings if you are reading this then I am an idiot and believe in chain letters. I you dearly you have a special place in my nose. In fact if I could I would give you my Computer. Send to fifteen people otherwise a plane filled with snakes is gonna crash and will happen to you.

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CaptainLysi Says:

Greetings if you are reading this then I am an idiot and believe in chain letters. I fear you dearly you have a special place in my pancreas. In fact if I could I would give you my toenail clippings. Send to fifteen people otherwise a rabid hamster shall burrow into your intestinal tract and will happen to you. (awkward last sentence. hmmm. Oh well, still amusing.)

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stereokinetic Says:

Resurrecting ad libs? Nothing good will come of this.
Here, it's a bit of a stretch:

Greetings! If you are reading this then I am an idiot and believe in chain letters. I probably don't know or care about you, but you have a special place in my gigantic, overbearing E-go. In fact if I could I would give you my Gaia SN and cyber you in MapleStory. If you actually read up to this point then you've already failed at life. Send to fifteen people to lessen your shame; otherwise you'll have to writhe in your cesspool of phail, alone. Oh, and of course, a lifetime of lonely virginity and AIDS will happen to you if you don't.

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