Twelve Days of Crack-Fiction Christmas

by koshizzle

in Completed Works

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Twelve Days of Crack-Fiction Christmas

on the first day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
snape banging hermione

on the second day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
two weasley twins and snape banging hermione

on the third day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins and snape banging hermione

on the fourth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the fifth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES
four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the sixth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the seventh day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the eighth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
eight cracked-out pairings, seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the ninth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
nine animal familiars, eight cracked-out pairings, seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the tenth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
ten lemon sex scenes, nine animal familiars, eight cracked-out pairings, seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the eleventh day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
eleven rabid fangirls, ten lemon sex scenes, nine animal familiars, eight cracked-out pairings, seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione

on the twelfth day of christmas crack fiction gave to me
twelve gothic redraws, eleven rabid fangirls, ten lemon sex scenes, nine animal familiars, eight cracked-out pairings, seven brand new senshi, six sonic rip-offs, FIVE MARY SUUUUUUUES, four original characters, akuroku yaoi, two weasley twins, and snape banging hermione!!!!

Description

Nov 30th 2007
Tags:
fan fiction humor lyric sucks
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108
Comments:
16
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10
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ALTERNATE LYRICS FOR DAY THREE: sasu-naru yaoi, kaiba-joey yaoi, hero-duo yaoi, akudemy, rokusora...anything you guys feel most annoyed by! or go for genres---"creepy mpreg yaoi" "wacky furry yiffy" "crazy spock-kirk slashin'"

edit 12/16/2009 wow, i never thought this would see the light of day again. i...i'm sorry. there are writing submissions that deserve the feature a lot more than i do, and while i appreciate it, i can't help but feel bad knowing that there are much more deserving (actual) writers on the sheez.

Feature

Featured by Torinaura
Dec 14th 2009
"Twelve Days of Crack-Fiction Christmas" by had me in stitches from the very first line. I highly recommend you fall into the holiday spirit with this magnificent submission.

Comments

Catfeesh Says:

This carol brings tears to my eyes for many different reasons. One is love. The rest... -shudders-

Up'd and fave'd, because you are a shining beacon of trooth. xD

moonyremyelf Says:

LOL. TRUE.

Hatofdoom Says:

This is the most epic thing ever.

AshHavynn Says:

And to think I used to hate this song.

moodylynn Says:

oh. dear. lauod. I shall be singing this all day.

pur plec loud Says:

I read the first line and burst into a fit of hysterical giggles that continued throughout and after I read the rest
Remy is right, EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC.

I bookmarked this in my Lyrics folder.
I'm gonna run around school singing this, I swear.
It's that amazing and hilarious

-breaks fave button-

Max the Berzerker Says:

I laff'd

geof Says:

FRONT
EFFIN
PAGE

I LOVE YOU BABY!

Spedtastical Says:

oh karyn i love you hahahaha

Ness Says:

Yes!