The Fresh King of Thebes...air

The Fresh King of Thebes...air

Now this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped turned upside down,
So just take a minute, don't be a creep,
I'll tell you he story of my kingship in Thebes.

In western civilisation, born and raised,
On the hillside is where I spent the first of my days.
Crawlin' about, cryin', being all cold,
Wanting to walk before I could crawl.
When a goatherd who was being all good,
Heard my cries picked me up and gave me food,
I got taken home and heard a decree,
It was like "plz go and be the king of a town that's called Thebes."

I walked to a junction, and as it came near,
A guy was in the way and being all queer,
So I stabbed the guy with my sword and left him just there,
And I thought "onwards to Thebes, cos I just don't care!"

I came up to the Sphinx and I solved it's riddle,
I felt hubristic and took on the mantle,
Married my mom, and had me a sister,
And I looked at my kingdom, which was heading for disaster.