MK Randomness 5 1/2

Griselda: Why do you hate Shang, Liu?

Lillymon: It's a long story.

Bridgelina: WHAAAAAAT Are you talking about?

Liu: Here's the reason I hate Shang Tsung. It took place in MK Armageddon...

*INSERT FLASHBACK*

Shang: Gimme the iPod!

Liu:...I'm bringing sexy back!

Bridgelina: O_O

Liu: THE MOTHER*BEEP*ERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT!

*Record scratch sound*

Shang: That was a little overrated.

-Everyone agrees-

Liu: What? I like the song!

*End flashback*

Kitana: So that's why.

Leondra: I soooooooo hate aquaspirit96!

Me: YOU SUCK!

Leondra: I hate anime...

Wifeofnaraku: *cough* n00b! *cough*

Bridgelina: THEY SHALL DIE!

*phone rings*

Me: Oh crap!

Phone ring: I'm bringing sexy back!

Fujin, Kung Lao, and Raiden: *start dancing*

Griselda: *answers phone* Hello? I can't talk now! I'm in a meeting! *hangs up phone*
As you were saying?

Kung Lao: *grabs Lara Croft's guns* I'm THE NEW TOMB RAIDER! *shoots Leondra to a bloody pulp*

Grisleda: Give Lara her guns back!

Kung Lao: *gives Lara her guns back* Sorry!

Lillymon: You must have issues!

Grisleda: Yeah, he does.

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