the Plumber goes to Space

So in case you haven't heard, the plumber is going to space. I'd like to pretend I'm taking this in stride, but truth be told, to me it remains a superfluously massive deal because I've always been kind of a space nut.
Now I'm not one of those guys who's space-obsession stems from the fact that it's the final frontier. Sure, there's stuff out there that has yet to be discovered, and it holds great potential, but I'm one of the few individuals who thinks that we're never going to find anything that's actually going to have any effect on us in a significant way.
I think, for me, the fascination is more of a fictitious fantasy thing. In the fictitious world, space seems to be the place where exciting, amazing things happen. "Zathura" is one of my favorite movies. Whenever someone asks me when new 'Spookyvilles' come out, I always give the excuse "All the Characters died in Space". And by now you've probably seen my Student Film on Youtube. Space Space Space, let's all go have adventures in Space
My point? To me, Space isn't really a place, it's more of a theme. A theme that I really like and hope to utilize in future projects. You gotta love the premise of the plumber's latest outing. He's a PLUMBER going to SPACE! IT IS IRONIC BECAUSE PLUMBERS DON'T USUALLY GO THERE!!!1!!1 LOLLOLOL

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