The Doctor's Office

The Doctor's Office

The Doctor’s Office.

Dad: Don’t be worried about taking your physical, they just take off your clothes, put you in a robe, and….well you know what happens after that….
Son: No I don’t, tell me daddy.
Dad: You don’t want to know, you don’t want to know, and oh did you bring your lucky hammer?
Son: Yes I did, Stop hammer time!*does hammer dance*
Dad: No, the other hammer
Son: Oh yeah.
*a German Nurse that looks like a guy, but actually a woman, with a mole on her cheek, walks in*
Nurse: Is there a Mr. *sucks cheeks, clicks tongue, and gives a squeaking noise*
Patient #1: *stands up* I’m here for my check-up *The Doctor walks in*
Doctor: Drop it like it’s hot.
Patient #1: Are you coming onto me?
Doctor: Nooooooo.
Patient #1: Just check me.
*Patient, Nurse, and Doctor walks off stage, drill noises are heard and the Patient runs out on stage with a straightjacket screaming. Doctor and Nurse emerged from off stage and Doctor orders the Nurse to bring him back, Nurse catches Patient and injects him with a needle to the neck, Patient falls limp and Nurse drags him back off stage. More drilling and screaming noises can be heard, and then suddenly stops. Patient walks femininity on stage*
Patient #1: I went in a man, and came out a woman *walks off stage*
*Nurse walks on stage*
Nurse: Is there a Ms Maximus?
Patient #2: I’m here, Mr. umm Ms *looks at Nurse*
Nurse: I am a woman. *Doctor walks in*
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient #2: I’m here for rabies shot because a monkey bit me in the butt.
Nurse: How did a monkey bit you in the butt?
Patient #2: That’s the mystery.
*Patient #2, Nurse, and Doctor walks off stage, then drilling noises along with some screaming, then stops. Doctor walks on stage*
Doctor: Who’s next?*Nurse walks in with a drill*
Son: Dad, I don’t wanna play soccer…..