Random?

Random?

*Interview with a chocolate chip cookie, with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles*

Interviewer: So! Mr. Cookie, I hear you were made from some simple ingredients over the course of an hour... It was recently found out that you started life as 200g of flour, 100g of butter and two eggs in a mixing bowl. Next thing we heard you had become a dough, full of chocolatey goodness!
Then things began to heat up by your arch nemisis, the oven, as he insisted on staying at Gas mark seven while baking you until golden brown.

you then decided for a change, and with added whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles you were ready to go into the world with your seven brothers conquering tastebuds assisted only by a napkin.