Rant: On Women.

Rant: On Women.

Rant: On Women.

In the slim chance any girls I know and who are friends with read this, relax, its not about you. Probably.

I walked into the same room as my older sister earlier, which is rare in itself anyway, but will be even rarer when she goes to university. But I digress.
Anyway, she was watching some show on the piece of crap channel that is MTV, in which celebrities were being asked questions, no doubt by chavvy idiots, or angsty idiots. Or even both. But there were two questions that I saw, both really full of crap, and the answers were given by celebrities, who were so full of themselves, they couldn't remove their hands from their arses to give a proper answer.
"Why do girls prefer bad boys?"
And "Can boys and Girls ever just be friends?”
Not being funny, these questions pissed me off enough without Girls aloud failing to give a cognitive answer. So I thought I'd answer the questions, for no reason other than, "I feel like it", not "Because I'm a celebrity who is determined to spew enough shit to make every person who listens to me smell like garbage a little".
So firstly, boys and girls can ever just be friends. To be honest, I think that’s a stupid question. I'm friends with a load of girls, and it’s always just been friends. The same goes for a lot of my friends, who are friends with girls, and it’s just been "friends". So not only do I know it to be true, I also have more than enough evidence on hand that I know that that question is full of shit. The real question should have been "Why is it that boys, no matter how hard they try, always end up just being friends, because while they try really hard to make it more than that, it only ever just remains a friendship?” Or something like that. I don't have the mental awareness to be snappier. This is where I'd make a joke about crocodiles or alligators, but like I said, not mentally prepared.
The answer to the second question is somewhat more complicated. In response to the question "Why do girls prefer bad boys?” my answer is "That’s Bullshit". The thing is, women don't know what they want at all. Women say they want a bad boy, but then they hate being treated like crap, being neglected, and possibly cheated on from being with a bad boy. Then they'll say they want a nice boy, but then the nice boy isn't tough enough for them, and his niceness doesn't make them happy like it should, it makes them bored and irritated. And if that doesn't happen, I guarantee something similar will happen. Know why? Because most girls are indecisive, and when they do make a decision, it’s normally a wrong one. Now, I'm not saying that men are all high and mighty, because we do similar things, but I know the majority of men aren't as full as shit as the girls. I mean, most men are full of shit, but women are like portable dumps. Not all girls are like it, but the ones who are, and people can tell the ones who are, you don't want to get near for fear they're going to spew their shit all over you, and leave you needing a bath or something. Best advice: Have an umbrella.
And the thing is, I'd be more honest with this kind of thing, but women are more prone to complaining at you. Seriously. Over the last few days on MSN, I had the screen name "Edward: "Why Do I Never Seem To Learn? That Love Is Wrong And Girls Are Fucking Evil?"". The lyrics are from the song "The Last song I will ever write about a girl" by The Ataris. Now, the reason I had the name was because of a conversation I had with one of my best friends, when he mentioned the song lyrics. So I thought, I'd have them in my screen name. Now, I also had a picture that said "Millions Of Jews Won Fabulous Prizes In The Holocaust". Which, to be honest, is basically asking to be complained about. Seriously. So I wanted to see how many people would complain about each, after a few people commented on the screen name. Now, I was honestly expecting the picture making light of one of the most horrible tragedies in the world would get the more complaints. But no, the screen name, which was song lyrics, got more complaints. Loads of girls complained about the song lyrics, and some who complained had a go at me. One person applauded me for the screen name, but more people applauded me for the display picture. 3 people applauded me for that picture.
By the time I stopped caring, 10 girls complained about the screen name about women. 2 people complained about the joke making light of the holocaust. And 1 of those was because she was moaning at me anyway, and I said to her "Why not complain about the picture instead?”
I'll let you find a point in that, because I've rambled on way too much, and I can't remember the point to that Holocaust joke/conjecture on women segment. Only 1 guy complained. Nearly all the people who complained were women.

If you care so much about your reputation so much, try not being so full of shit. It'll stop me having an excuse to expel mine.

P.S: Words Are Like Bullets. Both Are Fatal To Midgets.