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sinister's story!!!!
kzl koik says:
OKAY KIDZ
kzl koik says:
SHUT THE FUCK Up
kzl koik says:
I WILL TELL YOU
kzl koik says:
A STORY
kzl koik says:
AN AMAZING STORY
KavinelBeetle says:
w0a ok
PaddyBeetle says:
bedtime story???
kzl koik says:
ye
PaddyBeetle says:
gr8!!
KavinelBeetle says:
yeee
kzl koik says:
i just told my bro
kzl koik says:
i made it up just now fff
kzl koik says:
okay so
kzl koik says:
Once upon a time, there was a man named Calvin who lived in the forest.
kzl koik says:
In the forest, there were bees.
RevivBeetle says:
WHAT I MISS
kzl koik says:
Blue bees and red bees and pink bees and other bees in all the colors of the rainbow.
KavinelBeetle says:
shh hes telling a story faggot
RevivBeetle says:
shh
KavinelBeetle says:
no YOU shh
kzl koik says:
The bees were some nasty buggers because they had a huge fucking ass that they could use to stab people with!
kzl koik says:
HEY KIDS STFU IM TELLING A STORY OKAY
KavinelBeetle says:
<: C
RevivBeetle says:
kav punched me!!
kzl koik says:
ANYWAYS
PaddyBeetle says:
lmfao
kzl koik says:
MOTHAFUCKA SIT DOWN
kzl koik says:
IM TRYING TO TELL AN AMAZING STORY
KavinelBeetle says:
can i use the bathroom
kzl koik says:
THAT WAS 100% IMPROVISED
kzl koik says:
ye okay
kzl koik says:
anywayssss LET ME CONTINUE DAMMIT;;
KavinelBeetle says:
OK IM BACK
RevivBeetle says:
assz
kzl koik says:
So one day Calvin had to go get some firewood because the night were getting cold.
kzl koik says:
nights*
KavinelBeetle says:
brrr!
kzl koik says:
He grabbed his axe and his iron shotgun.
RevivBeetle says:
im getting scared!!
kzl koik says:
Since the shotgun was made from iron, it could rust easily.
KavinelBeetle says:
shut up kelp do u wanna get us in troubel!?!
kzl koik says:
Thus he kept it in a plastic bag.
PaddyBeetle says:
shh faggots
KavinelBeetle says:
shh urself butthead
kzl koik says:
STFU STFU STFU OKAY
kzl koik says:
ARGUE LATER FFF
kzl koik says:
So yeah
RevivBeetle says:
i want some chips
KavinelBeetle says:
no ther mine
kzl koik says:
Calvin walked and walked and walked for several miles, looking for a good tree.
RevivBeetle says:
yea
KavinelBeetle says:
*sneeze*
kzl koik says:
When he finally found one, he approached it carefully, and asked politely;
RevivBeetle says:
what
KavinelBeetle says:
shut up kelp,,
KavinelBeetle says:
u gona get us in trouble
kzl koik says:
"Good tree, would you mind if I cut some firewood to keep myself warm during the long and cold nights?"
kzl koik says:
The tree thusly responded
kzl koik says:
"Fuck off faggot, ain't no way imma let a wigger like you hack me up!"
RevivBeetle says:
i knew it
PaddyBeetle says:
lmfao
KavinelBeetle says:
lmao
RevivBeetle writes:
kzl koik says:
Calvin, angered, drew his axe, and brutally hacked the tree in half, its death screams echoing across the forest
PaddyBeetle says:
hold me kav
KavinelBeetle says:
*holds you*
kzl koik says:
On his way home, with the tree firmly secured on his back, Calvin encountered a huge fucking bee.
kzl koik says:
The bee said unto him
RevivBeetle says:
uncle sin is telling a story be quiet
kzl koik says:
"Motherfucking murderer i will kill you!"
kzl koik says:
Calvin responded
KavinelBeetle says:
lmao
kzl koik says:
"Mothafucka if you kill me then YOU will be a murderer and one of your bee faggot homiez will fucken backstab you!"
RevivBeetle says:
wow what a nasty bee
KavinelBeetle says:
you know im imagining all this in my head like im reading a book
RevivBeetle says:
kav stfu
KavinelBeetle says:
no u shh
kzl koik says:
The bee, thinking things through, agreed to this and let Calvin pass.
PaddyBeetle says:
lmao
kzl koik says:
And so Calvin returned home, and for 14 nights he had firewood.
RevivBeetle says:
the bee is a meanie!
KavinelBeetle says:
shh u fucking but
kzl koik says:
However, as the 15th night approached, he realized that he would once more freeze
RevivBeetle says:
will it snow
kzl koik says:
so he grabbed his axe and his shotgun and headed out again
kzl koik says:
this time he walked even further and even deeper into the forest until he encountered an even bigger tree
kzl koik says:
he asked politely
RevivBeetle says:
!
RevivBeetle says:
calvin is nic
KavinelBeetle says:
shut up reviv u fuking azz
kzl koik says:
"Kind tree, may i gather some firewood to keep myself warm during the long and cold nights?"
kzl koik says:
the tree thusly replied
RevivBeetle says:
does the tree wear a funny hat
kzl koik says:
"Mothafucka i aint lettin no cracka gatha sum firewood in my hood!"
RevivBeetle says:
nigger tree
KavinelBeetle says:
hey tht rhy mez!
PaddyBeetle says:
lmao i was gonna say the same thing
kzl koik says:
The tree pulled an uzi submachine gun out and prepared to pop a cap in Calvin's ass, but Calvin was faster and blew the tree to shreds with the might of his iron shotgun.
RevivBeetle says:
lmfao
PaddyBeetle says:
lmfaoao
KavinelBeetle says:
lma000
kzl koik says:
Once more, Calvin secured the tree to his back, and headed home,
RevivBeetle writes:
kzl koik says:
This time, he encountered two bees, and they were both packin some serious heat.
RevivBeetle says:
this is gettin ugly!!!
kzl koik says:
"Yo mothafucka i hear you been killin tha trees???" said one of the bees
RevivBeetle says:
deal or no deal
PaddyBeetle says:
lmfao!!
kzl koik says:
Calvin said "Yes, yes I have been killing trees."
RevivBeetle says:
motha fucka
PaddyBeetle says:
NO DEAL HOWIE
KavinelBeetle says:
omg im laughing so hard
kzl koik says:
the same bee then said "CRacka you going DOWN tonight nigga!"
RevivBeetle says:
im saving this whens it over
PaddyBeetle says:
sin better be animating this
KavinelBeetle says:
4srs
kzl koik says:
Calvin then flipped out his shotgun and fucking blew the brains out of the bee that was talking, making a huge fucking mess.
RevivBeetle says:
wow!!
kzl koik says:
The other bee came at him with killer intent just as Calvin raised his shotgun and pulled the trigger
RevivBeetle says:
fuckn beez
KavinelBeetle says:
dont fuck with calvin
RevivBeetle says:
clavin and hobbes
kzl koik says:
just to realize that hs double-barreled shotgun only held two rounds; One had been spent on the tree and the second on the bee.
KavinelBeetle says:
omg what'll he do n ow
KavinelBeetle says:
the sus pensionnn
RevivBeetle says:
):!
kzl koik says:
Cursing as he was impaled by the bee's huge fucking dick, Calvin fell to the ground, poisoned and wounded.
KavinelBeetle says:
wait a minute
KavinelBeetle says:
i know what this is
RevivBeetle says:
fuck you kav stfu
KavinelBeetle says:
ITS A SEX STORY
KavinelBeetle says:
HOLY FUCKKK
kzl koik says:
He died alone and shittily and hated the world.
kzl koik says:
and the snow hid his body until the next spring when some unfortunate kid faggot would find him and get messed up in the head and need therapy for the rest of his life
RevivBeetle says:
lmfao
RevivBeetle says:
the end?
kzl koik says:
and the morale is DONT WASTE BULLETS ON STATIONARY TARGETS, MOTHERFUCKER
kzl koik says:
tha end, nigga
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