Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep 5 Pt 2

Sheezy Exclusive Crazy Adventures Ep 5 Pt 2

Episode 5 Part 2: HyspanKroc Party for a day and stuff!

Yes, the villains appear in this one but in a style similar to the last time our heroes had a party.

Ras Valderia Island

The Next Day

Village

Lugia: Okay, so where's the party? It said it'd be around here somewhere.

Moltar: Maybe they're hiding it. Or something.

Lugia: .......what?

Zorak: Oh sure like they'd REALLY have the ability to do that. Look here, I think they're a bunch of bullshit because I never really seen anything except for a little head replacement and morphing back to original form, so I don't think they're that magical. Therefore, THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!

Lugia: Hey hey hey! Keep it down! And yes they have magic.

Zorak: Yeah. The pussy illusionist kind. Coast to Coast actually had a couple of those bastards on the show.

<a HyspanKroc Crocodile and Snake appear(Snake anthros in this fic are like Naga and Nagi. Search those things on Google or Wikipedia if you don't know)>

Zorak: O.O!!! .....um......hi...?

HyspanKroc Crocodile: I call the top half. <gets out brass knuckles like weapons made of wood>

HyspanKroc Snake: Don't kill this one, will ya? <readies magic staff>

Zorak: OH SHEIST!!!

<cuts to Hitler>

Hitler: <screams and makes that Home Alone face McCully Culkin keeps making in those movies>

<cuts back to Zorak>

Zorak: <gets carried away by the HyspanKroc members> WAIT!!! WAIT!!! CAN'T BE COMPROMISE OR SOMETHING!!??

Lugia: Oooh, shit. He's in for one hell of a beating. He'll be fine, though. Usually what they do is just beat them into fainting and carry them back to their ship or however the hell they got there.

Jabberwock(and might I remind you in case you lazy readers didn't read the other ones, he wears clothes and doesn't have those goofy front teeth anymore): And do they send the vehicle off or what?

Lugia: Nah they just leave it there and let them leave on their own.

Jabberwock: Good because I don't want us stranded here.

Lugia: What? You afraid of a fun loving, chubby Tribal King?

Jabberwock: A fun loving, chubby Tribal King who is well versed in magic. INCLUDING THE WACKY KIND.

Lugia: Oh my god... listen, you have to just shut the fuck up about that, okay? He's not gonna hurt you or anything.

Jabberwock: No, but he might hide my clothes in the sea! ...or do something really really weird and cartoonish to himself! I've seen my fair share of cartoons and movies you know.

Lugia: So what if there's cartoon logic here? There's definitely no sense in your world, now is there?

Jabberwock: ....

Moltar: He gotcha there. One time I was dreaming I went down the Rabbit Hole and I thought I saw that little furry son of a bitch make out with a bird version of Oprah.

Lugia: ....awkward.

<party suddenly appears when they reach a clearing just outside the village>

Lugia: O.O....how in the name of Willy Wonka's Gobstoppers did-

King Zuzu: Hiya, Lugia! Too bad you couldn't find us, so we came to find you!

Moltar: That's a scary thought.

Jake: <punches Moltar in the shins> Quiet, lava robot man! Do not question the crocodile with its shining golden-

Jabberwock: Number one. Shut the fuck up. Number two. The crocodile with a shining golden tail is an ASSHAT. And getting bitchslapped by a golden tail is nothing short of trippy! I couldn't find my way home for about 5 hours!

Sonicsaber: .....that's a touching story.

King Zuzu: By the way, you bruddas wanna take part in the festivities?

Lugia: Sure!

Moltar: If there's booze. Or margaritas.

King Zuzu: Si.

Moltar: COUNT ME IN, BITCHES!!!

Jake: LOL PARTY WITH THE LOINCLOTH PEOPLE

Sonicsaber: Okay!

Dr. Velocity: YOU CAN COUNT ME IN, MONSTER MAN!!!

Blockhead: Tongs Radio, it's fresh and in your face with a sickness!

Lugia: OH JESUS IT'S THE EMOTICON THAT CAME ALIVE!!!

Conscience: Oh god....here I am still in this stupic fic trying to keep Sonicsaber's cousin in- O.O!!! THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE DEMON!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HITTING YOUR EARHOLES SO HARD!!?? YOU KNOCKED ME INTO NEXT FRIGGIN WEEK AND INTO THIS STUPID KID'S HEAD!!! YOU JACKASS!!!

Blockhead: Aaaare you having a good time?

Conscience: NO!

Lugia: So you're Blockhead's conscience?

Conscience: Yeah, buddy. What was your first clue?

Lugia: Well I did see all the flash on Newgrounds and uh....yeah. I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

Conscience: Nobody does. Trust me. T.T

Blockhead: Are we talking?

Moltar: Uh....maybe. If you hear voices.

Blockhead: There's a voice in my head!

King Zuzu: ....o.O?

Lugia: Aaaaaaand what's your point?

Blockhead: <smiles> .....

Lugia: ......

Blockhead: ......

Lugia: ......

Blockhead: Incredible loans and savings!

Lugia: I just...walked right into that. Look, why don't you just take your conscience back before he shoots himself....again....and go back to your world or something?

Conscience: .....I'm not too close to being home, am I?

Lugia: By the way, I always wondered. Who are you?

Blockhead: Hey, I have that problem too!

Swain, I had to do it. I'm a fan of yours, dude.

Jake: SUPER BANANA FO FANA TECHNIQUE!!! <handslaps one of his ears really hard and shoots Conscience back into Blockhead>

Blockhead: Well hello there!

Conscience: <chuckles> Hey! How ya doin? I was getting a little bored back there so I'm glad we're back, huh? <chuckles a little more> YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I EVER MET AND I HOPE TO GET IN A PROPER BODY OR SOMETHING SO I CAN BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA YOU WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!

Blockhead: I love you too, you fat old man!

King Zuzu: I think I better do something. <summons warp portal> There ya go.

Blockhead: Who are you supposed to be for Christmas, little boy!?

King Zuzu: <chuckles> You funny!

Blockhead: I like nails too! They come in nicely-

Conscience: GET IN THE WARP PORTAL!!! GET IN IT!!! NOW!!! GET IN THE WARP PORTAL BEFORE I LOSE MY SANITY!!! DO IT!!!

Blockhead: Bye bye captain! <jumps through warp portal with tongue hanging out> <warp portal disappears behind him>

Dr. Velocity: There goes a silly silly emoticon experiment gone wrong. :3

Zorak: <dizzily finds his way back to the others> Hey guys...urp...how's it goin?

King Zuzu: You ran into a couple of my guards, didn't ya?

Zorak: Maybe? I dunno, man.

King Zuzu: You did. Anyway, here's somethin that'll treat ya. <gives Zorak a margarita>

Zorak: Ooh! Bueno! <drinks maragrita> Ahh.... <surge of energy goes through him from head to toe> O.O!!!! I FEEL LIKE I CAN MAKE A GUITAR OUT OF THE EIFFEL TOWER!!! <maniacal laugh>

Dr. Velocity: A-1 Stake Sauce. Yeah, it's that important.

Lugia: ......what?

Dr. Velocity: PARTY!!!

Lugia: Oh right, we should go to that party now.

AND THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IS....NOW!!!

HyspanKroc Party

Lugia: <dances to a really catchy Spanish Hip Hop Song>

Jabberwock: <has his booze and chats it up with some ladies and crap>

Dr. Velocity: <does the same, only he drinks soda and the ladies brought HIM into conversation>

Sonicsaber: <drinks lighter fluid and burps out a big harmless flame>

HyspanKroc Zebra: Epic.

Jake: <apparently made a makeshift "throw ball at target and drop the person in the water game" and is sitting on the trap door> You whippersnappers! You'll never know the bloody revolution of Colgate toothpaste!!!

Dr. Rabbit: <opens his mouth to say something>

FUCK NO!!! NO DR. RABBIT!!!

Dr. Rabbit: :(.... <walks through the jungle to the shore and walks down into the sea and blows up>

Jake: <gets dunked by a "customer" and swims up to the surface> A WINNER IS YOU, YOU SILLY!!!

HyspanKroc Gecko: So do I get a doll or do I get a stereo or do I get an MP3 Player!? What!? What!?

Jake: <breaks out of his game and reaches deep into his gullet> <brings out one of those tall gumball machines and gives it to the dude> Enjoy, you silly gamer!

HyspanKroc Gecko: WOOT!!! SCORE!!! <runs off>

Other misc HyspanKrocs surrounding the dunking game: o.O;..... <back away and go back to what they were doing>

Jake: What are rabies?

Lucky the Leprachaun: Oh no! You caught me! They're always after me Lucky Cha- <an anchor lands on him and kills him brutally>

Jake: Aw, he spilt all his red juice on the floor!

Basically, they keep on partying and doing keg stands and shit. Meanwhile...

Villains: <try to climb up a cliff that's geographically somewhere near the party>

Hades: Okay, I think we're about halfway up this cliff. <cliff comes alive and hits Hades in the nuts for the millionth time> And if this enchanted bastard rock would QUIT NAILING ME IN THE FAMILY FUCKIN JEWELS FOR ABOUT 5 GODDAMN MINUTES!!! <punches some rock in> <rock punches Hades really hard in the face> @.@.....

Dr. Robotnik: Well somebody didn't read enough fairy tales in his demigod days.

Hades: Shut up, fatass!

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAH, FATASS!!!

Dr. Robotnik: You're no stud yourself, you pudgy amateur.

Dr. Wily: CAN WE GET UP THIS STUPID CLIFF ALREADY!!?? <riding on Guts Man's back>

Guts Man: Move it, pussies!

Villains: <finally get to the top of the cliff>

HyspanKroc Crocodile Girl: <walks up to them> What're you four doing here, ya?

Hades: O.O!!!! ....how you doin? ; )

HyspanKroc Crocodile Girl: <gives a weird potion to each of them> That'll make you fly. <walks away and snickers to herself>

Villains: <drink potions>

Dr. Robotnik: ....does anybody feel like farting?

Villains: <pretty much go off like rockets into the sky and fall into the ocean obviously screaming their heads off the whole time>

Lucas the Mew(who belongs to Shadow Spyro): <falls out of a palm tree and wakes up> Woah! <floats in mid air upright> What'd I miss? <.< >.> .....uh....kay? <finds a bottle of booze> Yay! <drinks booze and randomly teleports to the space station above Tenret>

I don't know why. Anyway, I'm sure Shadow Spyro has better plans for Lucas.

Anyway, the heroes party and shit until they drop down drunk and unconscious. They pretty much ended up back in the village and stuff with or without hot chicks and had a damn good time overall at the island. The next day, however, answers will come and Dr. Velocity and company will be pointed in the right direction. TUNE IN NEXT PART YOU SILLY!!!