Rapid's Secret

by Josky

in Completed Works

Rapid's Secret

They all awoke to a strange noise. A noise that sounded like, "Ow, Ah Ah Ah Ah!" They all ran down to the kitchen.
"Where's Rapid?" Blaze asked, scared and concerned for the wolf. "Well, remember that 'Ow, Ah Ah Ah Ah' noise?" Shadow replied. "It sounded like him." "Well, there's a new colluseum down south," Sonic replied. "We could check there." They went south, walking for what seemed like an hour, until they reached the colluseum. They looked to Tails, who frowned, and said, "Fine." 5 minutes later, Tails had carried them all up to the top, so they could see the center of the colluseum, and saw a familiar black from, holding a microphone to his mouth, finishing the last bit of a song, which sounded like, "Madness has now COME OVER ME!" After the applause, he said, "Ladies and gentlemen. We have a special guest here tonight. And let me tell you something, this guy gave us an education. He taught us to drink like men." Applause. "He taught us to feel like sh*t the next day." More applause. "And he taught us the difference between good music and that sh*tty music from the 30s old people and gay guys listen to!" So much applause. "Introducing, from my old pack, Ben 'Scar' Dover!" A dark green form appeared and the black form said, "I'll let him take over! I'm outta here!" It turned around, tossed the mike to the dark green form, and called, "Hurricane! Hound! Move!" And two other forms, one green, and another sort of a maroon color.

*10 minutes later*

"Rapid, you think it was a good idea lettin' Scar take over?" the maroon wolf asked. "Yeah, sure. We were runnin' out of songs anyw-" They stopped at the sight of Sonic, Amy, Shadow, and everyone else staring at him, looking confused. They stared back for a minute, and muttered, "Guys, I think you should leave." The green, three-tailed fox, Hurricane, and the other wolf, Hound, nodded and ran away, knowing what would happen. For a moment, they just stared, until Rapid broke the silence and said, "Well, I guess I got some explainin' to do...." and, before they could say anything, he was running back to the house, running like his life depended on it.

Rapid's point of view

I ran back home, afraid to explain what they saw. A few minutes later, I suddenly felt the end of my tail heating up: It was on fire. I yelped in pain and looked behind me, and saw Blaze, chasing after me, holding a ball of fire in one hand. And she was mad. I had never, in all my years of pissing people off, had I seen anyone that angry. Then, without warning, she launched herself forward and hit me in the back, and a few seconds later, I was pinned to the ground, my face in the dirt, Blaze holding my hands behind my back. I pulled my face out of the ground and looked up at her, and she looked back at me, eyes full of tears, ready to kill me, suffocate me. We stared for a moment, and then her expression changed, and she got off of me, and I stood up. She stared at me, and said slowly, "What just happened? What were you doing?" I hesitated for a moment, and then answered, "Okay, here's what happened. Sometime before I met you, a year, I think, me and my friends, we formed a band. It was just some band we played in our garage, and after a while, some people showed up, and told us they'd like to hire us, and they were a group known as Sick 2 Death. They said they were retiring, and they asked us if we wanted to take over for them. We agreed, and two months later, we were great, better than Sick 2 Death had ever been. We made millions, but when we performed, we disguised ourselves. We didn't want anyone to find out who we were. Things went pretty well, until Eggman cloned me, and the faker insulted Scar, and I was kicked out. Then Sonic brought me up here, and..." I took a deep breath. "That's pretty much it." She stared at me, and said, "Okay, I forgive you. And I won't tell anyone else who you guys are." I grinned at her, and she smiled back. "THAT WAS YOU?!" A voice cried out of nowhere? We look for the source of the sound and saw Shadow looking at us as if we were from another planet. "Sick 2 Death? You guys kick ass! There's never been a better band." I looked back at him, and said, with a smirk, "Well, don't get too exited, 'cause we're gonna quit." As Shadow glared at me, me and Blaze walked home, Blaze looking back at him. I looked back at the look of Shadow's face, and it was murder trying not to laugh.
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Rapid's got a secret! And he's made one helluva lot of money from it!
 
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