The Story of Rapid: Chapter 7

The Story of Rapid: Chapter 7

I looked around at the others, and threw the gun away. They looked at me, and I could tell I was gonna hate what would happen. "Okay, I can explain. Just put the corpse down and I'll explain," I said, though not as calm as I would hope. Knuckles and the silver hedgehog let go of the body, but instintly grabbed my and pinned me to a wall. I struggled a bit, but I decided to stop. Sonic hit me in the side of the head, and that... well, it pissed me off, I'll tell you that. He hit me again, and said, "Okay, what's your story." I sighed, and started, "Okay, so there's this guy, Ivo Robotnik I read through his diary (he likes the Backstreet Boys, the gay faggot), and he caught me, and... that doesn't really involve any of this, I just think it's funny. Okay, so one of his robot, I think it was Metal Rouge, I can't tell. He can't make a Metal Amy or anything like that-" ("There's a Metal Amy?" Amy asked me.) "- and gave me this Tails doll, and ran away, laughing. Then Eggman showed up and saw me with it. I tried to explain, but then he screamed like a little girl (he'll kill me for telling you about his doll, but it's worth it.), and he started strangling me, but then he got a needle and poked me with it, and took some of my blood. I didn't find out why until about a month ago, when I saw the fake in a strip club. Don't ask why I was there, but the girls down there.... Anyway, ever since I saw him, I've been watching him 24/7. And when he f*cked Rouge, I recorded it and posted it on Youtube. Best day ever. And when I saw him beat the cat, I lost it and shot him, and then you... well, that's it." I took a deep breath, then added, "And yes, Rouge, you f*cked a clone." They all stared at me, then at the clone. So I guess they decided it was me, because Knuckles and the other guy let me go. I saw the cat, bruised, bloody, probably half-dead, and turned to the silver hedgehog and said, "Who's the cat, anyway? And who the hell are you?" The hedgehog introduced himself as Silver, and said that the cat was Blaze. There was a long, and kind of annoying silence, broken by Sonic, who asked, "So, are you the original?" "Yeah, but apparently Eggman forgot that, unlike you, Tails, and every other male in here, I wear clothes," I replied. There was a long silence, until Cream started picking her nose, then it became silent again. And then Knuckles burped, and it became silent yet again. And then Rouge showed off her boobs, like some kinda hippie, and Knuckles squeezed them, for whick Rouge and an orange echidna (who I later learned was named Tikal) shoved a chicken his ass.

*two hours later*

The scene is pretty much like this: Cream left to play with Tails, Rouge started stripping for me (she thought my clone was hot, what made you think I would be any different?), Knuckles was holding a shot glass, and I was holding a radio, listening to Disturbed. "Well, I'm gonna leave. But first...." I said, and walked over to the body. I got out a pocket knife and cut open its stomach, and looked through it. "Someone lose an orange PSP?" I said, and I tossed it away. I looked through a little more, then pulled out a black Nintendo DS Lite. I headed towards the door and said, "Well, I'm gonna leave. The clone's dead, and I'm gonna give Eggman lyposuction with nothing but shuriken, kunai, pocket knives, and..." I looked through my pockets. "...a coupon for a free soda at Red Lobster. Anyway," I walked out the door. "I'll see ya later. I got things to do, people to see, asses to kick." WAIT!" I heard someone cry out, and instantly felt someone hug me from behind. I thought it was Rouge, but when I turned around, it was (I know this is suprising, but I guess she only hated the clone) Blaze! I didn't know how to react to this, since maybe she was just messing with me, but, come to think of it, If someone really hated me, why would they embrace me like that? I looked down at her, and thought about it a little, and said, "Okay, unless Blaze is messing with me, and she really wants me to leave, I'll stay. I'll sleep on the couch." Blaze looked up at me, and I could've sworn I saw her smile. I looked back at her, and said, "But first, I'm goin' down to my old pack's hideout, and tell Scar I wasn't the one who called his mom a bitch." I picked up the body, and walked out the door, and, for some reason, Blaze followed me.