This is a staring contest
A game made for two
But I'm the only player
And somehow you always lose
Your gaze can wander 'round the room
And never fall on me
I contently stare at you
And win and win and win
The game- you're not aware of
The rules are not explained
And there's a time and place
For this silly little game
The time is not right now
The place cannot be here
You cannot know of this game
Though a player you are still
And despite this unfair handicap
You unknowingly do join
For I count the times that your eyes
Do flicker upon mine
So continue your true ignorance
(Or true ignorance I hope)
I can continue on in silence
And win every single time
Comments
Xandy Says:
Ha ha
That sounds like you against the Cat. 
Fire Goddess Says:
Ahh now this sounds like a crusher staring at the crushee anyway we all know the cat would win anyway