Crest has a cactus part 1

BASED ON REAL CONVERSATION.....Kind of

Well Kat and I were talking and she was touching my Factis eraser. I irked and yelled "DON'T TOUCH MEH FACTIS!" She looked at me and said "Crest has a cactus?"

It went on from there, so we decided to draw it. We never listen in that class and both do awesomely xD

OH the person at the bottom is My original character Lasarette, talking to crest, he's the chibi
P: No Touchy My Factis!
K: Crest has a cactus?
P: You touched Crest where?
K: ...
Chest Hair?
P: CREST HAS A PEST IN HIS PANTS?!
K: CREST HAS A PET SNITTZLE?!
P: Crest has a pretzel?
K: WHAT'S CANCELED?!
P: You're man?!
K: Crest is on the can?
P: Crest has a tan?
K: Crest needs a fan?
Crest: NOTHING TO SEE HERE!