The Giant Tuna or The Giant (Ouran High School Host Club)

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Ouran High School Host Club but, I don’t. I just had an awesome idea I thought I’d share with everyone.
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Now, Haruhi Fujioka had two options: Eat the juicy Giant Tuna or Follow the half naked Tamaki to the bedroom.

“I’ll be waiting.” Tamaki whispered seductively, brushing a strand of blonde behind his ear. He laid himself across the mattress, hand caressing his side as he awaited his princess.

Hours passed and still no sign of Haruhi. Tamaki was, for once, getting tired of posing.
“Haruhi!” Tamaki whined. “Your gallant steed is waiting to be mounted!”

No Reply.

Finally, Tamaki hopped off of the bed. “What’s taking so long? Haruhi?”
He listened closely and could hear the clinking of silverware coming from the kitchen.
“Haru-”

Tamaki blinked his blue eyes in disbelief. Haruhi sat at the kitchen table shoveling Giant Tuna down her throat.

“I don’t believe it! I offer myself to you and you sit in the kitchen, filling your gut?!” He cried. “Pretty much.” Haruhi’s replied, shoving another Giant Tuna into her mouth.

He couldn’t believe it; she turned down sex with The King of The Host Club!
Tamaki did what the host club king always did, curled up in his emo corner and grew mushrooms.

It seemed that the only thing that wanted Tamaki’s body that night, were the mushrooms.