Waking Up With The King

*insert Italian mobster accent*

"I'm a BK representative, and I come on behalf of the BK King. Now let me go over the rules about dealing with The King. You say NOTHING, capiche? You don't call him, he calls you. You don't come to him, he comes to you. HE MAKES THE RULES, understand?

"During the exchange, you do as you're told. When The King gives you a sandwich, you take the f*cking sandwich, keep your f*cking mouth shut when you chew, and enjoy! The King is a busy man. There are no second chances at this. Do NOT make him angry or there will be reprecussions!"

Apparently, Cheese didn't follow one of the cardinal rules.

Based on a true story.