Audio version of the Alternative Fairytale

Well I liked the little sarcastical poem so much that I decided to record it.
It's the classical bedtime setting and just to be safe I'll include the words of the poem here aswell so you can all follow it with more ease.
I also added some intro texts of the "father" if they are not clear either..do tell and I will type them out as well.

once again much credit goes to for inspiration and lending me the preview pic.


An alternative fairy-tale.

There once was a princess, with hair as golden as flax,
whom was sweet and gentle, and excelled on the sax.

She was loved by all, and had a perfect little life,
everyone wanted the princess to be their wife.

The king and queen were overjoyed with this succes,
after trying for years, they expected no less.

They did everything they could, from massaging to herbal tea,
and when the queen was pregnant, they made sure all could see.

So the conception of the princess was as perfect as her soul,
and the princess was glad with her life as a whole.

But as life is not fair, and darkness is always near ,
a fairy had awoken, the dark fairy, which causes fear.

The fairy had one goal in life, to make perfect lives a hell,
and when she heard of the princess, jackpot rang a bell.

And as she started the hunt for the princess, her parents grew afraid,
for they spent all their money and time, into that one piece of bait.

Now the life of the little princess wasn't perfect anymore as terror began to stir,
and fearing for ever and ever again, she feared she would once again see her".

Armed with an axe, or shooting with a bow, always aiming to hit,
the little princess had to run for cover, she couldn't even sit.

For when she sat for a second, the dark fairy would come, and shriek a loud HOORAY
and try to maim her again and again, isn't that sad, won't you say?

And as she rested for a second, she was found by the bitch,
whom brutally killed her, but blamed edna the crazy "witch".

Her mother the queen filled with grief, vowed to punish the sinner,
so they forced Edna the poor witch to swallow some paint thinner.

But to no use, as sadly you see, the culprit still was free,
and that dark fairy my dearest child..could be anyone..even me.