Behold the omniscient oracle, now with sound!
Submit your question to the 8 ball (and remember to focus hard!), then click on it and the answer will be revealed to you.
Warning: Do not try to disassemble the 8 ball. Contains magical and highly toxic fluid.
Edit: Wow frontpage! Can't believe how many people liked this. Keep asking those hilarious questions!

Thanks everybody!
Comments
S t o r MY GOD Says:
i kept asking if my friends were gay (seperately). I got 4 yes's, and three no's.
Yronsparx Says:
Oh no! I read the warning too late and eated it... 0_0
...
Was delicious though!
AngelsDontKill Says:
The sound is cool. Although ... I don't trust the eight ball *evil glare*
Picana Says:
This is so much fun!
WCP Says:
It answers all my questions very well... now... to play the waiting game >:3
Infusions Says:
I kept asking if I should disassemble it until I got a "Yes".
I rock.
2ndself Says:
I aksed a bunch of questions and it said yes! Then I asked if it always says yes and it said "My sources say no." :/
Jordan Kendall Says:
Ok that scared me. I asked if it was an eight ball and it said yes 8 times .__.
De a th Str yke 54 9 Says:
I asked it if I was cute. It said yes. lol
Even the 8 ball hates me