Yondaime VS Denji

... just a joke on an oekaki board Since Yondaime and Volkner look so much alike DD
(Copy pasta from DA lul)
The Battle
Yondaime VS Denji! Who will win?!
Denji releases a Shinx, while Yondaime attacks with Naruto! However, the Shinx pounces Naruto and loses. Yondaime won't give up just yet! But Denji has a trick up his sleeve... He uses his UKE POWERS! Sadly, they fail to work because Yondaime is not gay and is not Ooba. (Flint) And then Ooba sneezes. So then Denji attacks with his Pikachu that is constipated, and thundershocks Yondaime. Yondaime is badly wounded and has nowhere to turn... Or does he?! He then does a summoning jutsu... and summons the KYUUBI NINETAILS. Which doens't obey him cuz he doesn't have Denji's badge. Scared out of their wits, they are too scared to run for their lives. The Kyuubi Ninetails eats them, and they still argue being on the brink of digestion.
The End.