Don't worry, it's not a spoiler.
Unless this happens at the end of the book o.o
But...I don't know so don't ask me. I'm only on page 111.
But seriously...Voldemort has got to be the absolute worst villain in the history of villains. He's not evil. He's not scary. He's just awkward and retarded.
And really...what good is it gonna do you to kill the little bastard? He's just a whiny stupid teenager.
By the way, this is probably the only 'fanart' you will EVER see me do. Just cuz the image was stuck in my head so I spurted it out in Photoshop in half an hour (I /am/ working on serious stuff too o.o Just so you know). So don't get used to it.
As for my thoughts on the book so far, if you're interested...I don't like it. Which is not surprising. And there's a lot of really inappropriate comments in there o.o which bothers me because it's still a kids book even if people my age and older are reading it. I mean seriously...there's a few remarks that are just like...perverted x.x; Just like really awkward 'ew' kind of things...
So that's it. I'll probably delete it later o.o But might as well share while the craze is fresh.
(and by the way, I know that that curse doesn't turn people into piles of dust but...it should so...yeah...>_>
.gif "Nudge nudge, wink wink ;)")
Comments
Doctor Dolittle Says:
I've stayed away from Harry Potter ever since I figured out that Ms. Rowling could do so much better.
The Coomber Says:
WildBlueSun Says:
That is VERY funny.
Rowling has got...OK, she has got some talent, but not nearly so much as to make all the hysteria worth it. I mean, EVERYONE knows Order of the Phoenix was rubbish, and you know why? Because it wasn't edited nearly as much as the others. I generally support Harry Potter because it's got so many people into reading and that can only be good, but in my personal universe the editor's name should appear on the cover as well.
Seriously. What the hell. An author that needs their editor to create a good book doesn't deserve 159 million Google hits.
WhiteFoxDK Says:
haha, very true. Though I do like the last 3 books, 4-6 so far. I'm just not a die hard fan, I prefer Anne Rice and other stuff over Harry Potter.
DDD
The movies suck though. Snape is hotter than harry for crying out loud
But, I dont think it's a kids book any longer. Harry and everyone else are no longer kids, and the content of the stories definitely got more mature as they all got older too. The series grew old in more ways than one.
Imjustajoke Says:
Hah! I never really cared for Harry Potter either o_O He was nothing special... and the book kinda bored me...
*shrugs* Anywho... Very funny 
Well Voldemort is just afraid that if he kills Harry, millions of fan girls around the world will pummel him.
And the Movies just looked like an excuse to stick kids with sticks in a dark room than make glowing lights.
xD but that is hilarious... I have seen bits and pieces of all the movies, and always wondered why the dramatics? O_o the villain's magic obviously sucks o_O He is good at hide and seek.. he might as well learn to throw daggers than just kill the people when they expect a bad magical attack