Speaking of coffee...

REAL PHONE CONVERSATION.

Except in real life Allen said it...but it seemed better to have Jeremy say it since when Allen see's these comics he is going to laugh at me anyway, so why not make it funnier.

Allen: "So what did you do today?"
Jeremy: "**ck ow Damnit! I split my coffee all over the table! I got my pin cushion stuck in my arm!"
Allen: "Oh speaking of coffee I got a car today."
Jeremy: ". . . "