Snow's and BB's convo.

Snow's and BB's convo.

SNOWY: so ... how the kids?

BB: Kids??? O.o

SNOWY: or did you leave them in the woods with playdoh like last time?

BB: Uhhhh .... D: ....???

SNOWY: just please tell me you didn't put them in the blender b/c that would be a big mess

SNOWY: and to clean that from 2000 miles is pretty hard to do

BB: *Shakes you* What are you talking about D:

SNOWY: the kids

BB: Wha kids? D:

SNOWY: the ones that we had like five minutes ago

BB: O.o ....Uhhhh...we had them so fast i didn't notice them D: *searches for teh kids*

SNOWY: ... o.O you lost them?!

BB: D8!! OKAY! ...calm down...Uhhh ...i'm sure they haven't gotten far now D:

SNOWY: i thought that the worse that could happen would be the blender or you misplaced them

BB: Hay anythings possable right? ...ops i mean! D: .....don't be so negative <=D

SNOWY: D:

BB: *Finds them* ...see..there safe and sound! thanks to yours truly x3

SNOWY: ... -.- how many did you find...

BB: 2 O.o

SNOWY: . . . go find them all

SNOWY: its there bed time

BB: How many are still missing? D8

SNOWY: i'll let this commercial voice explain......COMMERICIAL VOICE OVER: collect all 4 and reacive and free toaster oven!

SNOWY: well not the toaster oven part.

SNOWY: anyways thats not the point how could you forget little optimus and baby prime?

BB: But meh wants that toaster oven D: ....*Searches for the last 2 kids* ....LoL we have robot babies! xD

SNOWY: * is right behind you* ... >3< lol your funny

BB: :0!!! ...i heard that! *turns around* HA! found them >8]

SNOWY: yay now lets turn them off.

SNOWY: but not kill them

BB: Okay ...but turning them off won't be easy 0:

SNOWY: what do we have ta do?

SNOWY: *thinks really hard*

SNOWY: ow

BB: Well ...your there mother ...try to get them to bind down so i can get to the "turn off" button 0:

SNOWY: or we could just unplug them from the wall. * points to the wall*

BB: :C ....god your smart! *goes to the wall an unplugs them* x3

SNOWY: *high five* woot arn't cha glad that we had robot children?

BB: *high fives ya* ..kinda D: ...But i'm more afraid for our lives then glad

SNOWY: whys that dear?

BB: There getting a littl bit more reacless then normal kids ...and there only 5 and 6 years old ...what will happen when they get 15 and 16?

SNOWY: we shut them off and keep them that way. and then sell their part off to the black market in japan and they'll turn little optimus and prime into one super robot

BB: But ...isn't it a sin to sell our kids? D:

SNOWY: not in the game of life ... you get 300 paper dollors

SNOWY: and 5000 if you sell the van

BB: :C ...Okay ..but your gonna be the one to sell the kids ...i'll sell the van

SNOWY: okay. so yeah ... wait when did we ever have kids?

BB: I don't know but are we going to sell them or not?

SNOWY: sure but when did this happen?

BB: Lets not get noise k ;D ...*sells optimus* :3

SNOWY: oh snap OPTIMUS! * buys him*

BB: WTF! Why did you buy him back? >:C

SNOWY: its optimus its a collectable.

BB: ...Our 5 year old kid is collectable? O.o

SNOWY: YUS.

BB: *sells prime then* :3

SNOWY: OH SNAP prime! * buys him *

BB: Why you do that this time?! D:<

SNOWY: do what?

BB: bought him back >:C

SNOWY: he's a collectable

BB: Then how are we going to get rid of theys kids now? >:c

SNOWY: ummm... we could sell them on the black market

SNOWY: and get full price

BB: D8<!!!! ...Okay dear <=D ..lets sell them on the black market >x3

SNOWY: yippie!

BB: yippie-ki-yay! *goes to the black market* ...okay were do we go now? D:

SNOWY: ummm buy more collectables?

BB: were here to sell the kids girly >:C *Goes to a robot dealer*

SNOWY: WHOA ... hes a robot!

BB: Yeah he is ...that's kinda scary D: ..so, how much should we sell our kids for? /=

SNOWY: wait were selling our kids? LOL just kidding ummm ... one million dollors.

BB: one million dollards?! D:< ...*Tries to sell our kids for 2 million* x3

SNOWY: nice going i would have gotten less, good thing your around

BB: ROBOT DEALER: How good are your robots ma'am? >:C

SNOWY: very good behavior, they play nice and they are only five years old mister. so will you please give me the 3 mill and we'll be on our way

BB: ROBOT DEALER: the deal was for 2 million lady ...TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! >:C

SNOWY: oh oh yus ...AND DON'T YELL AT ME!... *evil eye* anyway okay 2 mill * puts her hand out for da cash*

BB: ROBOT DEALER: *Gives you the cash* ...now give me the kids so i can strip them apart for scrap metal and stuff >:C

SNOWY: ... o.O ....... no * grabs bb's hand and runs for it (with the money)*

BB: OMG! D8 ROBOT DEALER: HAY! GET BACK HERE!!! D8<

SNOWY: YOUR NOT GUNNA MAKE SCRAP OUTTA MY KID-- I MEAN COLLECTABLE!

BB: ROBOT DEALER: COME BACK WITH MY MONEH OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!! D8<

SNOWY: I AM THE COPS!

BB: ROBOT DEALER: Like i'm going to fall for that one >:c *calls the cops*

SNOWY: *picks up her cell phone* hello?

BB: ROBOT DEALER: omg your really a cop!!! D8

SNOWY: YEAH SO BACK OFF!

BB: O.o ...your a cop? ROBOT DEALER: K! D:

SNOWY: *waits til robot dealer backed off*

SNOWY: no i just changed the cop number with my cell

SNOWY: i've been getting alot of calls lately of prankers though. nufin bad just alot of "help cops? my husband isn't breathing" and stuff like that

BB: ...So cool O///o ....anyways, thanks to your feelings for our kids we are stuck with them now :C

SNOWY: ... fuck!

BB: Yeah ...*takes our kids to get something to eat*...it's been a long day ya know /=

SNOWY: awww how cute i knew why we had them for some reason

BB: Yeah ...but...i forgot what they eat O.o

SNOWY: just feed them tuna

BB: *feeds them tuna* <=/


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