( Road ) Rage Against the Idiots!

Last Saturday night I was on the Turnpike. Some speed demon comes blasting up on my tail end.

Now understand, that I was in the passing lane ( far left lane ).., passing folks.., doing 80mph.., and see this person come barrel-assing up on my rear.

So I give my car some gas to get around the folks I was trying to pass a bit more quickly, so that I wouldn't have to deal with this idiot.

Well the people infront, I guess, had the same idea about me. They proceeded to get over one lane.., blocking my way in the process...

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So I'm -trying- to get out of this person's way. They come right up on my ass end, and sit there, less then half a car-length from my rear bumper.

I dispise tailgaters. I really do..,

So I tap my brakes, to flash them. This often scares peole off, and makes them back off some. I get high-beams from them instead. A quick flash but annoying none-the-less.., AND they are still riding my tail. WTF?!

I feel the anger begin to burn.., so I actually brake.., and brake hard and quick. Just enough to give them a shock.

Well hell.., the person behind me locks up their brakes trying to avoid me ( I still had plenty of room IMO, and had given the car more gass so that they wouldn't hit me ).

They do a 180 behind me.., and you know what? The ONLY others, besides my passengers, that I cared about were the people behind the two of us.

Mas told me that there was a big enough space between us and the rest of the "pack" on the road that no-one else to his recconging got hit. BUT said asshole, to Mas's sight as I couldn't exactly pay attention behind me, suspoedly hit the side of the over pass.

Now I'm a person who believes in Karma and all. I only pray they said asshole didn't die.., but only minorly. As you can see from my "Muses" in my head.., "dragon" doesn't care. *chuckles*

Don't fuck with a dragon-souled. *chuckles* You are crunchy ( in your cars ) and taste good with ketchup.

Oh yes.., this is Draken p-shifting to none-winged hybrid form..., and forgetting to get out of the car first. That is my steering wheel on the pinky finger, yes.